MDP Commentary: Ostertag Will Rip You More Assholes Than An Abalone Edition

[froman77]

avery johnson come out of retirement?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Wow, our intro still sucks...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Oh! Brokur is on this team!

 

[froman77]

anthony morrow! should've known that.

when did they get mehmet okur?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Okur is literally the only other player on their team other than Williams and Hump, that I have ever heard of.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

aka. Winsbro's favorite pick for his fantasy team

 

[CarlWinslow]

In case you are wondering, an abalone is a type of sea-dwelling mollusk which has a row of holes on it's shell; five of which are used for excretion.

thankyou for the explanation

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

DeShawn can ball too...think J.R. Smith but more crazy, more heart and less thug

 

[froman77]

91.5 points against a game is a bull shit stat.

our defence is better, but we're also one of the slowest paced teams in the league

 

[froman77]

pharoah!!!

 

[CarlWinslow]

HA, look at okurs beard trying to hide his small chin/jaw

 

[froman77]

im going to have to break out the all caps soon if this is a close game

 

[froman77]

teams looking over confident tonight. dont like it

 

[CarlWinslow]

Unusual, ready to cost the raps another game

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Andrea's learning to ass-piss some dimes. That was a sweet pass even though it didn't get there.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How many shots will Butthole miss tonight?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I say he's going to be 1/8

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Baldy!!!

 

[CarlWinslow]

i bet superfans a balderon under his turban, any takers?

 

[froman77]

i feel like painthead is just the product of jerry sloan's system. he's a top 10 pg, but not much else