MDP Commentary: Ostertag Will Rip You More Assholes Than An Abalone Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

In case you are wondering, an abalone is a type of sea-dwelling mollusk which has a row of holes on it's shell; five of which are used for excretion.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

If anyone was watching Sportscentre before the game you saw the touching piece on his success so far this season. I guarantee he saw it too; he's going to be pumped and he'll have a huge game.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Also, we're playing the Eggman tonight. Last year he had an outlet when he wasn't playing so that he could keep his focus during the season. That outlet was Kim Kardashian's ass. He's going to be shit this year. I don't blame him....

He's going to go his entire life knowing that he'll never find an ass like that ever again. He'll compare those average NBA sluts and know that no rear-end is ever going to have the surface area and plumpness of that one ever again.

Here comes the decline in rebounding ability. I wouldn't want to fight for rebounds anymore either, if I were him.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Here's hoping for a nice, easy victory again, so that Eagle can limit Ostertag's minutes again. I really don't want to see him blow his load here. I hope Eddie D plays 18-22 and Tag plays under 35.

Nice and easy, boys.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Where is everyone tonight? Don't tell me that some of you guys actually have plans on a Friday night....

Someone wake Winsbro up from his weed-nap.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Jack is even doing the commentary tonight. No limp dick Leo.

We already got three "HEEEEEEEELLLOs" before tip-off. One each from Rod, Jack and Matt.

This is looking to be a historic night.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

HHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

How come it just says I'm the only one here now?!?!?!

 

[froman77]

evening gents.

quick game. name 3 of NJ's starters. i know i cant

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Balderon is like 3rd right now in average assists per game. The balding process has obviously increased his aerodynamicism. All-star status intact

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I was checking my rep for a minute. Turns out when Winsbro repped me the other night, it counted as negative rep.

Screw him and his -1000 rep.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

evening gents.

quick game. name 3 of NJ's starters. i know i cant

The one who plowed this?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

evening gents.

quick game. name 3 of NJ's starters. i know i cant

Hump
Deron
..... wow, that is hard.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I was checking my rep for a minute. Turns out when Winsbro repped me the other night, it counted as negative rep.

Screw him and his -1000 rep.

Hahahahaha, maybe he negative repped you for real. He did that to me when we first got here. I went apeshit.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Brook Lopez

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Who is their shooting guard?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Who is their shooting guard?

A fire hydrant?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

 

[froman77]

Brook Lopez

injured.

do we get to play in london again this year?

 

[froman77]

sasha vujacic?

 

[CarlWinslow]

Where is everyone tonight? Don't tell me that some of you guys actually have plans on a Friday night....

Someone wake Winsbro up from his weed-nap.

awaken