At least this has given us all something to laugh at and talk about
I just anally invaded my imaginary girlfriend, she squirted
This is Teo's theme song
Thayer Evans Heisman Ballot
1. Manti Te'o
2. Collin Klein
3. Jordan Lynch
Te'o has been a saint during Notre Dame's miracle season. He is the best player on the nation's top scoring defense and has been an inspiration for all in overcoming the deaths of his grandmother and girlfriend during a 24-hour period in September. Unfortunately, Te'o won't win the Heisman Trophy, but he embodies everything the award's winner should be both on and off the field.
Johnny Manziel earns most Sports Illustrated Heisman Trophy votes - NCAA Football - SI.com
The father did not claim to have met her stupid ass.