LOL @ Josh Hamilton

[handicappers]

Hammer, how many times are we going to have this conversation? I did not, and unless you can find posts showing where I was after the trade from LA (which you've never been able to do) please stfu. Thanks.

Now now, I distinctly remember you and other Rangers fans giving me shit last season for putting Hamilton on blast. Don't blame @HammerDown for preaching the gospel.

 

[romeo212000]

Now now, I distinctly remember you and other Rangers fans giving me shit last season for putting Hamilton on blast. Don't blame @HammerDown for preaching the gospel.

I hammered you for saying dumb stuff like he shouldn't be starting in LF in the playoffs when he was our best and frankly only option. I never argued with you that he was a good person. I recall us coming to an understanding about that. In fact, I recall stating I wish we had a better option, but we didn't. I'm hoping Mazara takes over in LF this year.

 

[moxie]

So many Josh Hamilton threads to choose from! He might need a superthread!


Anywho... he's out in Texas again.

Texas Rangers release Josh Hamilton, open door to bring him back

"We plan to monitor Josh's progress as he continues his rehab process and is medically cleared this winter," said President of Baseball Operations and General Manager Jon Daniels. "Given the rules in place, releasing him before the end of this month allows us to keep the door open to extending the relationship in the future."

Just cut the cord already!

 

[huskers1217]

So many Josh Hamilton threads to choose from! He might need a superthread!


Anywho... he's out in Texas again.

Texas Rangers release Josh Hamilton, open door to bring him back


Just cut the cord already!

are the Angels still paying his salary?

 

[moxie]

are the Angels still paying his salary?

Yep! He's getting paid no matter if he sits in the dugout or on a barstool at a strip joint.

 

[molsaniceman]

Yep! He's getting paid no matter if he sits in the dugout or on a barstool at a strip joint.

26.4 mil from angels and some running around money from the rangers 2 mil

 

[handicappers]

Hamilton is on the same level of Dooshnacity as John Rocker

 

[Erie Warrior]

26.4 mil from angels and some running around money from the rangers 2 mil

I wonder how much of that he has already packed up his nose?

 

[Cedrique]

A couple weeks ago I was driving home from the hospital and hit a pothole and blew out a tire. Because I have a cast on my arm I was incapable of getting the spare out of the trunk. As I was struggling to figure out my next move, Josh Hamilton pulled up behind me, having no idea who I was and proceeded to pull the spare tire out of the trunk, jack up the car and change the tire. He then followed me to a service station to make sure I made it ok.
Fuck all of you guys and your negativity.

 

[romeo212000]

I wonder how much of that he has already packed up his nose?

Considering he's submitted to weekly drug tests, I'd say none.

 

[Erie Warrior]

Considering he's submitted to weekly drug tests, I'd say none.

I wouldn't put any money on that.

 

[moxie]

A couple weeks ago I was driving home from the hospital and hit a pothole and blew out a tire. Because I have a cast on my arm I was incapable of getting the spare out of the trunk. As I was struggling to figure out my next move, Josh Hamilton pulled up behind me, having no idea who I was and proceeded to pull the spare tire out of the trunk, jack up the car and change the tire. He then followed me to a service station to make sure I made it ok.
Fuck all of you guys and your negativity.

Wrong thread, pal. Try this:
Luckiest you've ever been?

 

[romeo212000]

I wouldn't put any money on that.

Don't believe he's ever failed a drug test with the Rangers where he was required drug testing weekly. He did admit to use once while with the Angels.

 

[StanMarsh51]

Don't believe he's ever failed a drug test with the Rangers where he was required drug testing weekly. He did admit to use once while with the Angels.

Is that true? I couldn't find anything to confirm that as I simply can't see the MLBPA ever agreeing to allow that.

 

[romeo212000]

Is that true? I couldn't find anything to confirm that as I simply can't see the MLBPA ever agreeing to allow that.

Yep. When he was with the Rangers he did.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

A couple weeks ago I was driving home from the hospital and hit a pothole and blew out a tire. Because I have a cast on my arm I was incapable of getting the spare out of the trunk. As I was struggling to figure out my next move, Josh Hamilton pulled up behind me, having no idea who I was and proceeded to pull the spare tire out of the trunk, jack up the car and change the tire. He then followed me to a service station to make sure I made it ok.
Fuck all of you guys and your negativity.

Did you suck his dick before or after he helped you?

 

[handicappers]

A couple weeks ago I was driving home from the hospital and hit a pothole and blew out a tire. Because I have a cast on my arm I was incapable of getting the spare out of the trunk. As I was struggling to figure out my next move, Josh Hamilton pulled up behind me, having no idea who I was and proceeded to pull the spare tire out of the trunk, jack up the car and change the tire. He then followed me to a service station to make sure I made it ok.
Fuck all of you guys and your negativity.

 

[Indrid Cold]

A couple weeks ago I was driving home from the hospital and hit a pothole and blew out a tire. Because I have a cast on my arm I was incapable of getting the spare out of the trunk. As I was struggling to figure out my next move, Josh Hamilton pulled up behind me, having no idea who I was and proceeded to pull the spare tire out of the trunk, jack up the car and change the tire. He then followed me to a service station to make sure I made it ok.
Fuck all of you guys and your negativity.

He's just trying to make up for killing that fan in the stands.

 

[Cedrique]

Did you suck his dick before or after he helped you?

before, after, and while he was helping me

Ok, full disclosure--I'm not 100% sure it was Josh Hamilton

 

[Cedrique]

Also, I may have embellished the part about me being the one with the flat tire