Let's Just Make Shit Up

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Jason Collins isn't the only gay player in the NBA, they're all gay, that's the real reason the Heat broke up. Lebron didn't want to do orgies with Wade & Bosh no more.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

"LeBron left Miami quietly and honorably"---
Anyone who recently had a lobotomy.

 

[SJ76]

Sam Bradford is a solid QB, leader, and likes pressure. He rises above the rest when the game is on the line.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

"LeBron can now have fun again playing basketball"-----Anyone who hasn't had any fun watching their team since 2010.

 

[cwalke3408]

"I don't need to flop. I play an aggressive game but I don't flop. I've never been one of those guys."
-Lebron James

 

[pennstatenut]

Why not? 78% of percentages are made up on the spot.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

"Nike is designing a cape for LeBron so he can fly around and defend other teams by himself"---
The Wright Brothers , Wiggy & Amelia Earhart

 

[cwalke3408]

"_____ will become a great defender now that Lebron is on his team"

 

[Black Adam]

'Anderson Varejao is better than Hakeem defensively'.

said...no...one...EVER...

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

"LeBron is fixated on getting that #1 seed in the East but my play won't allow that to happen"---Roy Hibbert

 

[gordontrue]

With stripper-impregnating George and ear-blowing Lance out of the picture, the Pacers chemistry will back better than ever and they'll win the East.

 

[Heatles84]

The Cavs big 3 will be better than the Heat's previous big 3, even though they went to 4 straight Finals which hasn't been done since the 80's. - Cavs fans.

 

[Agent Orange]

Bobby Brown is a great role model. - Greg Oden and Ray Rice

Kevin Durant is the best player in the NBA. - Random Hooplans

Kevin Durant was fatigued and unaffected by Paul George's injury. - OKC fans

Kyrie Irving is a superstar. - Cavs fans

Josh Smith is a good shooter, with an excellent shot selection, and a high [basketball] IQ.- Josh Smith

 

[Inimical]

"I don't need to flop. I play an aggressive game but I don't flop. I've never been one of those guys."
-Lebron James

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[TurnUpTheHeat]

"Free Bic lighter included with all new James Cavs jersey purchases" ----signed NBA.com team store and Justin Case.

 

[bksballer89]

The Cavs bench isn't old

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Spurs just won the championship because the Heat imploded. Don't even talk to me about the Western Conference bracket.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Lebron went back to Cleveland because he couldn't sell his house there. He doesn't really care about anyone from that city.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

" I don't plan on going nowhere"---Not the same person who wrote the SI letter.

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

Lebron went back to Cleveland because he couldn't sell his house there. He doesn't really care about anyone from that city.

Person next door to him has house listed for sale.
I guess 12 cupcakes wasn't enough for him to put up with the Kings court of jesters.