Lets give it up for the man we all know and love...

[Automattic]

...Corey Perry!! Nice Hatty, D-Bag. <<<<<this is a compliment......Give me a break people, I'm trying over here...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I don't know why you are trying. Perry is the type of player we all need; the player we love to hate. If he started taking his helmet off before fights, reduced his spearing, or didn't run goalies who would I cuss at during games? Stay just the way you are, Cory... so I can hate your filthy cowardly guts.

 

[Automattic]

"HEY! TELL AUTO HE'S GONNA GET IT! YOU BETTER TELL HIM! HEY EDDIE, YOU BETTER TELL HIM! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO!"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"HEY! TELL AUTO HE'S GONNA GET IT! YOU BETTER TELL HIM! HEY EDDIE, YOU BETTER TELL HIM! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO!"

I would so beat his ass.

 

[Destroydacre]

Sweet, I've got Perry in my keeper league. What do you mean these games don't count??

 

[Automattic]

I would so beat his ass.

Ten bucks says he hides in Parros' mustache.