KDS Commentary predicts the excuses Griffin will use after losing to Brozan edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Brozan = robbed

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

just replay the 360 winmill, its the only dunk worth rewatching



he pulled it out early and had em slobbering on his balls

All of his dunks were better than the stupid car commercial

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I was very impressed with D-Ro's dunks though and I think it's going to help him gain confidence in the long run

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Next season's dunk contest, Bargs should enter and do a 270 while dunking a newborn baby. That would earn him 82 points

 

[CarlWinslow]

I've never seen you this angry before. I like it

if DD was going to lose he should have lost because his dunks sucked(like his in game dunks)
He actually pulled 2 nice assdunks and got josed

completely balderoned

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Blake's first dunk and DeRozan's second dunk were my two faves

 

[CarlWinslow]

Next season's dunk contest, Bargs should enter and do a 270 while dunking a newborn baby. That would earn him 82 points

he could just dunk it naked and slap both his kneecaps with his johnson as he comes down,a little in air shake rattlle and roll

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Personally, I would give this dunk more points than the Blake Griffin car dunk

 

[CarlWinslow]

ok im going eat some shit, when i get back i plan on getting full out drunk

 

[CarlWinslow]

Confession: i may or may not have poo'd in the shower again

 

[CarlWinslow]

yes yes, i know what your thinking. And its true, i did use food as a coverup to go beat off to ray allens mom in the shower

 

[CarlWinslow]

i got smirk just like winslow right now

 

[Smoke]

Excuse #1 - "My glutes cramped up."

Excuse #2 - "Miss Cleo predicted me winning in 2015"

Excuse #3 - "I was distracted by, what I thought was a white flag, but it just turned out to be Julien Wright"

Excuse #4 - "I was wiped from all the reacharounds I received from...every NBA analysts from ESPN/TNT/ABC/NBC/Al Jazeera/Rogers Sportsnet/Fox/Yahoo/miscellaneous blog sites/LeBron's mom"

FAIL.

 

[froman77]

nice re-read on the commentary boys. sorry i couldnt make it.

ya derozan got hosed.

before the contest started i thought since there was 3 big guys, that some of them had to have the same idea for a dunk, and lo and behold thats what scrued mcgee in the end.

griffin was alright, the car dunk was shit. with all of griffins dunks, he would attempt something crazy as his first attempt, and it would trick you into thinking his actual dunks were better, but they just werent. all stuff we've seen before, PLUS the guys 6"10!!!!

i loved how each guy had their own hype man, and chocolate thunder introducing DD's dunks was priceless.

but mcgee i thought did alright. when ur a big man dunking u gotta do original stuff, and the two backboards and three balls was original. the three balls didnt seem that impressive, but it had to have been hard to do.

all in all though, pretty sick dunk contest.

 

[CarlWinslow]

mcgee had some dunks but quite frankly they all looked like shit and im not just saying that cause he's a bigman. Nothing was dunked hard, nothing windmilled , just bland dunks showing off his massive hands and 8 foot wing span. Impressive but not entertaining. The way it was rigged for griffin so they could advertise a car was a joke, his dunk off the side off the backboard didn't have shit on derozan 44
this league blatenly rigged and phoney i feel like a chimp tuning in tho this shit.

Now the good part is DD had to of opened some eyes with those two dunks and left them wanting more(which they wont get) and now tornto fans can finally relax knowing derozan actually has highlight reel dunks in his bag of tricks, something you wouldnt know watching his dunk in game(either bad stamina or his shoes dont fit)

 

[CarlWinslow]

too add, chocolate thunder is one smooth mother fucker. probably banged more chicks than wilt the stilt

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

FAIL.

You're right. Considering all the reacharounds Griffin got from Stern, he couldn't lose. (see the rigged one point he should not have gotten over DeRozan)

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

THE SHOW STOPPER!

 

[froman77]

what was the name of demar's first dunk? i need something new and gangsta to shout out during commentaries, and sex