SLY
Mr. Knowitall
No coincidence. With an iphone, you have one...single...option. The hardware and software is proprietary, and rigid. There are very few options for customization.
iPhones just work. Like their Mac counterparts, they are (no haterade here, just spelling it like it see it) "dumbed down for the masses". And that's why they are so successful with their products. Anyone can use them with little to no previous experience. I'd buy my grandma a Mac or iPad before a PC just for the ease of use.
Androids are the complete opposite. They are highly customizable out of the box. You don't like the messaging system? Replace it. Don't like the keyboard? Replace it. Don't like the MMS/SMS system? Replace it. Every subsystem on the phone can be replaced. Nothing on the iPhone can be replaced.
Don't want to pay for ringtones? Want free music? Android is the way to go.
Want to be forced into a niche and have a bulletproof phone? Go Team iPhone!
I like bulletproof. Like I said before... No issues whereas my Android friends crash all the fucking time. Apps suck balls as far as notifications go. Lame.