Judge = brittle bitch

[DirtDirtDirt]

I hope Stanton punches Ned Yost in the throat tonight


Just because

 

[black francis]

Stanton would get hurt if he did that

Hi Dirt

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Figures they face a guy named Keller tonight

Who would be shocked if he is actually legally blind

 

[Indrid Cold]

Stanton would get hurt if he did that
Hi Dirt

Yeah, then you'd have two giant righty Yank sluggers out with broken wrists.
Maybe they could get Steve Balboni to take time off from Home Depot to step in for them?
Wait, they traded him to KC and he might still be cheesed about that...

 

[black francis]

Figures they face a guy named Keller tonight

Who would be shocked if he is actually legally blind

he isn't

Judge might want to work on getting out of the way when a ball is coming

Body armor only does so much

 

[Indrid Cold]

Figures they face a guy named Keller tonight
Who would be shocked if he is actually legally blind

That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure throws a mean fastball!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

he isn't

Judge might want to work on getting out of the way when a ball is coming

Body armor only does so much

Word, its Judges fault, not the pitcher who sucks at pitching

 

[black francis]

Word, its Judges fault, not the pitcher who sucks at pitching

"Me strong. Ball bounce off. Me no move"

 

[Chewbaccer]

I hope Stanton punches Ned Yost in the throat tonight


Just because

Yost would break Stanton's weak minded, pussy ass, brittle jaw.

"You hit me like 3 years ago, now you're not allowed to pitch me inside, and I'm gonna show up a pitcher in a game my team is losing."

Both are brittle bitches, but Stanton is a weak minded brittle bitch who will melt in the playoffs.

And Gary Sanchez is a lazy, selfish brittle bitch.

Any worries about a potential Yankees dynasty have ended quickly when taking a look at the individual players.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Yost would break Stanton's weak minded, pussy ass, brittle jaw.

"You hit me like 3 years ago, now you're not allowed to pitch me inside, and I'm gonna show up a pitcher in a game my team is losing."

Both are brittle bitches, but Stanton is a weak minded brittle bitch who will melt in the playoffs.

And Gary Sanchez is a lazy, selfish brittle bitch.

Any worries about a potential Yankees dynasty have ended quickly when taking a look at the individual players.

Yeah get a clue bud

That pitcher almost ended Stantons career, and threw at him again

You're right, he's a pussy, for not ending that guy's life

 

[black francis]

 

[PolarVortex]

What will the Royals ever do without a LF with an 81 OPS+ or their "ace" who has a 91 ERA+?

Prolly what the Red Sox do when their $1 million per start 'ace' pitcher comes up with a mysterious incapacitating illness when it is his turn to pitch against the Yankees.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I do like him

His press conference about the Escobar errors was funny

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yeah get a clue bud

That pitcher almost ended Stantons career, and threw at him again

You're right, he's a pussy, for not ending that guy's life

Fiers would destroy Stanton. Stanton thinks certain pitchers aren't allowed to throw inside. Stanton might have muscles, but he ain't tough at all, and is a weak minded pussy.

I wish Fiers would have went head hunting on the Stanton's faggot ass again.

Accidentally hit the dude both times, but Stanton is a coward.

 

[navamind]

Prolly what the Red Sox do when their $1 million per start 'ace' pitcher comes up with a mysterious incapacitating illness when it is his turn to pitch against the Yankees.

When does Cano return

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Fiers would destroy Stanton. Stanton thinks certain pitchers aren't allowed to throw inside. Stanton might have muscles, but he ain't tough at all, and is a weak minded pussy.

I wish Fiers would have went head hunting on the Stanton's faggot ass again.

Accidentally hit the dude both times, but Stanton is a coward.

Yeah everyone knows Mike Friers is a total bad ass

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yeah everyone knows Mike Friers is a total bad ass

You don't have to be a badass. You just have to not be a weak minded pussy like Stanton.

 

[PolarVortex]

When does Cano return

who?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Stanton would go into the fetal position if you hit him in the face.

 

[black francis]

I do like him

His press conference about the Escobar errors was funny

yeah, he will defend his players to the death

Still don't think he is a good manager, but his comments are funnier now that he does it with a 5 lb rock on his hand