Jamal Anderson shows his dirty bird to a store clerk

[ATL96Steeler]

Hell, who didn't back in the day? Barbara Eden was hot!!!

Damn man...I'm at work!

I don't need to see her right now!


Yes, I do...boy she was hot!

 

[huskers1217]

has anyone here actually gone to an adult theater in the back of an adult bookstore?

 

[wings-pens2166]

has anyone here actually gone to an adult theater in the back of an adult bookstore?

hey, you been following me again?

 

[huskers1217]

hey, you been following me again?

sorry...I have an addiction that I'm getting help for..


anyway...there is one like 2 blocks away from where I work and there is always like 10 cars in the parking lot.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Can't wait for the surveillance footage...

I bet you can't, homo.

 

[wings-pens2166]

sorry...I have an addiction that I'm getting help for..


anyway...there is one like 2 blocks away from where I work and there is always like 10 cars in the parking lot.

yeah, when I was stationed in Norfolk years back there was one I'd have to pass by ever now and then. It always had cars in the parking lot, but I just chalked it up to Sailors and Marines being Sailors and Marines

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, you would like to see Jamal Anderson's dick, homo.

That thar's one impressive pig-fuckin' ninja!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Thanks for that info Shark...This thread could go totally sideways if we all shared our weird whack off stories!!!

I'll carry some of that water. . .

I had a hard time jacking it to a ladyfolk once. Indeed. There was Cercsi Lanister on my screen walking naked down the street. I yank out my schvansen and get to work, then all kinds of crazy shit started going on. All the commoners on the street were yelling horrible things and throwing rotten produce and dookie at her, which actually fired me up a bit extra, but then this natty bitch kept repeating, "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME." Fucking bitch made it nearly impossible to finish. Nearly.

Yep, last July I was at church for Sunday mass and I seenst my neighbor's wife bend over to pick up the hymn book and, well, she's got a...

Spoiler

So I get myself caught up in some serious coveting and had to get the poison out, you know, for God. So, I went into the coat closet. Normally, it's a perfect place because there all these jackets hanging that serve to not only conceal me, but also provide a number of felt lined pockets that I can finish in. Of course, this was July, so alas there were no coats, so there I was, pants around my ankles with my chalupa in my hand when Sister Ethel walks in. . .

 

[Dolemite censored]

I bet you can't, homo.

Slinky, you human mutt. Fuck off and die, fool.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Slinky, you human mutt. Fuck off and die, fool.

Stop trying to look at my dick, homo.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Stop trying to look at my dick, homo.

Slinky, you human mutt. Fuck off and die, fool.

 

[eaglesnut]

sorry...I have an addiction that I'm getting help for..


anyway...there is one like 2 blocks away from where I work and there is always like 10 cars in the parking lot.

So, you walk in then.

 

[Battlelyon]

Yeah, you would like to see Jamal Anderson's dick, homo.

He desperately wants to see his dirty bird

 

[Battlelyon]

has anyone here actually gone to an adult theater in the back of an adult bookstore?

No, just you

 

[BeaReylo]

Hell, who didn't back in the day? Barbara Eden was hot!!!

I'm not going to lie; to this day I cannot believe that Nick At Nite fans voted Sam, from Bewitched, as hotter than Genie?! Look Sammie girl wasn't no slouch in the looks department but just look at these pics?

 

[night]

yeaaahhh get after it, Jamal! He be all like. . .

eye-eeh-eh-eh-eh-eye-eh-eh-eh-eye-eh-eh-eh!

 

[LambeauLegs]

Hey now this is actually going on at the games!

NFL security guard fired after apparent sex act during game

A security guard who was caught on camera apparently masturbating during Sunday's San Diego Chargers game has been fired, officials from the private security contractor said Tuesday.

A video posted on Facebook showed the unidentified guard watching the Chargers cheerleaders perform a routine during the 19-16 loss to the Oakland Raiders. The video then zoomed in on the guard apparently manipulating something in his right pants pocket.

ABC 10 reported that Chargers officials learned about the video Monday night and started an investigation. Elite Security announced Tuesday afternoon that the guard had been fired.

"Elite would like to apologize to anyone who was offended by this isolated incident,” the company said in a statement to the New York Post. “Additionally, Elite has opened a formal investigation into the matter and has acted swiftly in terminating the employee involved