Introducing ... The T.R.U.E. Metric

[NFL-Solomon]

Team Ranking Ultimate Epexegesis - Metric

NET Super Bowl Wins

While everyone lauds Super Bowl wins, there are some idiots out there who try to downplay Super Bowl losses. I probably shouldn't say "idiots" because most of these jackasses know full well what they are doing, and doing it to try to wish away the shame of their fav team. They will try lame rationalizations like "would you rather lose earlier" or "they got to the Super Bowl" or "2nd place isn't 1st loser" but it's all a coverup because their team lost. Some of these same fans will try to lay BS like GOAT calls when the Greatest don't lose on the biggest stage of their vocation, which is why Joe Montana remains the GOAT QB.

But that's not the point. The point is, getting to the Super Bowl and losing, is like making it to the operating room and dying. You get no credit for losing. Now I realize that the pussification-participation medal giving of the devolved America will have the younger fans disagreeing and siding with the shame covered Pats fans, but deep down, everyone knows there is nothing noble in losing.

So let's take a trip down Super Bowl alley, fully acknowledging our team's triumphs and ignominies and see how it plays out from best to worst.

Ranked on Net Super Bowls, ordered on Win % - Losing %, Then alphabetically.

Team Ranking Ultimate Epexegesis - Metric

# TEAM NET W L W%-L%
1 SF 4 5 1 0.60
1 PGH 4 6 2 0.34
3 NYG 3 4 1 0.50
3 GB 3 4 1 0.50
5 BAL 2 2 0 1.00
5 DAL 2 5 3 -0.20
7 NO 1 1 0 0.00
7 TB 1 1 0 0.00
7 NYJ 1 1 0 0.00
7 WAS 1 3 2 -0.34
7 OAK 1 3 2 -0.34
7 NE 1 6 5 0.09
13 CHI 0 1 1 0.00
13 KC 0 1 1 0.00
13 IND 0 2 2 0.00
16 MIA -1 2 3 -0.20
16 PHI -1 1 2 -0.34
16 SEA -1 1 2 -0.34
16 ARZ -1 0 1 -1.00
16 LAC -1 0 1 -1.00
16 TEN -1 0 1 -1.00
22 DEN -2 3 5 -0.25
22 LAR -2 1 3 -0.50
22 ATL -2 0 2 -1.00
22 CAR -2 0 2 -1.00
22 CIN -2 0 2 -1.00
27 BUF -4 0 4 -1.00
27 MIN -4 0 4 -1.00

Non NFL Teams, or Conference Practice Dummies:

Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
Houston Texans


Try real hard not to cry on this thread if your team is a practice dummy, or not as great as you'd like to believe in NET.

 

[Mofo]

FUQER gonna be mad.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

FUQER gonna be mad.

But, … this one is certainly T.R.U.E.

 

[handicappers]

Gayer than the first time, ten years ago

Stick to racism and Gout

 

[NFL-Solomon]

Gayer than the first time, ten years ago

Stick to racism and Gout

Well, you ARE the authority on gay, I'm just the authority on the NFL.

 

[handicappers]

lol

you're the authority on Gout, diabetes, and gay man sex.

I'm the authority on NFL and making fat stacks of cheddar.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

JWB

Nuff said.

 

[eaglesnut]

This thread is shit

 

[handicappers]

dumbass can't even post in right forum....DERP

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Lol at the AFCS...

 

[Rock Strongo]

Team Ranking Ultimate Epexegesis - Metric

NET Super Bowl Wins

While everyone lauds Super Bowl wins, there are some idiots out there who try to downplay Super Bowl losses. I probably shouldn't say "idiots" because most of these jackasses know full well what they are doing, and doing it to try to wish away the shame of their fav team. They will try lame rationalizations like "would you rather lose earlier" or "they got to the Super Bowl" or "2nd place isn't 1st loser" but it's all a coverup because their team lost. Some of these same fans will try to lay BS like GOAT calls when the Greatest don't lose on the biggest stage of their vocation, which is why Joe Montana remains the GOAT QB.

But that's not the point. The point is, getting to the Super Bowl and losing, is like making it to the operating room and dying. You get no credit for losing. Now I realize that the pussification-participation medal giving of the devolved America will have the younger fans disagreeing and siding with the shame covered Pats fans, but deep down, everyone knows there is nothing noble in losing.

So let's take a trip down Super Bowl alley, fully acknowledging our team's triumphs and ignominies and see how it plays out from best to worst.

Ranked on Net Super Bowls, ordered on Win % - Losing %, Then alphabetically.

Team Ranking Ultimate Epexegesis - Metric

# TEAM NET W L W%-L%
1 SF 4 5 1 0.60
1 PGH 4 6 2 0.34
3 NYG 3 4 1 0.50
3 GB 3 4 1 0.50
5 BAL 2 2 0 1.00
5 DAL 2 5 3 -0.20
7 NO 1 1 0 0.00
7 TB 1 1 0 0.00
7 NYJ 1 1 0 0.00
7 WAS 1 3 2 -0.34
7 OAK 1 3 2 -0.34
7 NE 1 6 5 0.09
13 CHI 0 1 1 0.00
13 KC 0 1 1 0.00
13 IND 0 2 2 0.00
16 MIA -1 2 3 -0.20
16 PHI -1 1 2 -0.34
16 SEA -1 1 2 -0.34
16 ARZ -1 0 1 -1.00
16 LAC -1 0 1 -1.00
16 TEN -1 0 1 -1.00
22 DEN -2 3 5 -0.25
22 LAR -2 1 3 -0.50
22 ATL -2 0 2 -1.00
22 CAR -2 0 2 -1.00
22 CIN -2 0 2 -1.00
27 BUF -4 0 4 -1.00
27 MIN -4 0 4 -1.00

Non NFL Teams, or Conference Practice Dummies:

Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
Houston Texans


Try real hard not to cry on this thread if your team is a practice dummy, or not as great as you'd like to believe in NET.

ahh, i see what this is. "the pats lost 5 superbowls".

we love steelers fans here.

PS you wont find many that dont acknowledge brady as the goat. montana was for a long time. hes not anymore.

brady has played in more superbowls than most franchises.

 

[Pure Steel]

JWB

Nuff said.

Just Win Baby......

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

NET by Division

AFC
AFCN = 4
PGH 4
BAL 2
CIN -2
CLE 0

AFCW = -2
OAK 1
KC 0
LAC -1
DEN -2

AFCE = -3
NE 1
NYJ 1
BUF -4
MIA -1

AFCS = -1
IND 0
HOU 0
JAX 0
TEN -1


NFC
NFCN = -1
GB 3
CHI 0
DET 0
MIN -4

NFCW = 0
SF 4
SEA -1
ARZ -1
LAR -2

NFCE = 5
DAL 2
NYG 3
WAS 1
PHI -1

NFCS = -2
NO 1
TB 1
ATL -2
CAR -2


NET STANDINGS
1 - NFCE = 5
2 - AFCN = 4
3 - NFCW = 0
T-4 - AFCS = -1
T-4 - NFCN = -1
T-6 - AFCW = -2
T-6 - NFCS = -2
8 - AFCE = -3

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Lol at the AFCS...

Actually... LOL at the AFCE

 

[NFL-Solomon]

lol

you're the authority on Gout, diabetes, and gay man sex.

I'm the authority on NFL and making fat stacks of cheddar.

Nice peewee hermaning, idiot.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

This thread is shit

Expected from a NET -1 team fan.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

ahh, i see what this is. "the pats lost 5 superbowls".

we love steelers fans here.

PS you wont find many that dont acknowledge brady as the goat. montana was for a long time. hes not anymore.

brady has played in more superbowls than most franchises.

Already disposed of that inanity.

 

[eaglesnut]

Expected from a NET -1 team fan.

The Niners haven't won since before your foreskin was cut off now fuck off.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Already disposed of that inanity.

maybe for you. im sure you can convince yourself of anything.

so, the patriots have played in 11 superbowls. thats as many as washington and SF combined. thats almost 3 times as many as buffalo.

steelers are 6-2
pats are 6-5

id rather have 11 chances at a 50/50 shot at a title, than just 8.

maybe thats just me?

 

[NFL-Solomon]

The Niners haven't won since before your foreskin was cut off now fuck off.

Facts don't disappear because time goes by. So, that doesn't matter so much, it's just wrong. And to you further being wrong. The Niners never won anything BEFORE my foreskin was cut off, not even a Division championship.