Important Life Update

[PSUTE]

my eyes are bleeding and I'm becoming a hillbilly

Went for the upgrade. Good for you...

 

[antone112]

@ralphiewvu it's all true. We had a live thread for a long weekend going down to see @OldDevilDawg ’s wedding. It was one of the more memorable, bizarre, fun, weekends anybody could ask for. To kickstart the weekend in true Rivals fashion @Nod4Eight gets wasted and jumps off the breezeway roof at the hotel in cowboy boots shattering his ankle. @UCFhonors being the hero he is drove him through the night to a hospital an hour away, in true fashion got Nod some Taco Bell on the way back to cheer him up. Like I said, a gentleman and scholar.

Later that night Sloopy and his bikini model arrive to a shit face crowd of hooligans. Our friends get back from the hospital and we all got back to drinking as we cheers to meeting for the first time. @UCFhonors called out a fellow poster 5x his size and a fight broke out. The bride to be saved the day and got on the table and gave a verbal ass whipping ending with “I may not win the fight but you’re going to know I was there”.

I could go on but you’re not privileged enough to know more details. But the shenanigans did involve a resident raccoon, redneck games, hold my beer dares, piss your pants laughing, tears, fights, legendary football talks, drunk history debates, more drinking, open pit grilling, a wedding, golf shots over posters heads, ODD forgot to go to bed the night before he got married drinking and talking to sun up, and so much more.

Dude in the white tshirt has huge nipples

 

[handicappers]

Who's the guy covering his bad, hillbilly teeth?

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

Was an awesome time for sure, how we gonna outdo ourselves in October?

Dude in the white tshirt has huge nipples

He earned a vacation on rivals for nudity.

 

[PSUTE]

Was an awesome time for sure, how we gonna outdo ourselves in October?

He earned a vacation on rivals for nudity.
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Knowing @Nod4Eight and the rest of the crew who are assembling, we'll find a way. Just hope no broken bones are involved. Not sure if they have raccoons there though...

 

[broncosmitty]

@broncosmitty Digging the new shirt bro.

Blue dots were on sale.


#GoodwillFactz

 

[gob]

Look at that sexy beast

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Look at that sexy beast

You just don't know how sexy until you get up close and personal.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Knowing @Nod4Eight and the rest of the crew who are assembling, we'll find a way. Just hope no broken bones are involved. Not sure if they have raccoons there though...

You ever road a pig?

 

[batchaps4me]

Was an awesome time for sure, how we gonna outdo ourselves in October?

He earned a vacation on rivals for nudity.
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I wish mine were that perky.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Was an awesome time for sure, how we gonna outdo ourselves in October?

He earned a vacation on rivals for nudity.
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I knew you would post this.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Knowing @Nod4Eight and the rest of the crew who are assembling, we'll find a way. Just hope no broken bones are involved. Not sure if they have raccoons there though...

And badgers. That would be interesting.

 

[huskers1217]

https://www.apartments.com/indigo-winter-park-winter-park-fl/vmbfztf/

 

[BigRedMoe]

I just UCFucking realized that @UCFhonors is UCF's equivalent to K-State's Weird Robert.
https://www.kstatecollegian.com/2014/10/17/forty-one-years-and-counting/

 

[Olyduck]

what the UCFuck?

 

[B_dub]

Well it’s still early, but I think we can safely say we have a clear favorite for the gayest thread of the year so far.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Well it’s still early, but I think we can safely say we have a clear favorite for the gayest thread of the year so far.

Give us back our rainbows, @Shaggy!!!!

 

[Guy Incognito]

I just UCFucking realized that @UCFhonors is UCF's equivalent to K-State's Weird Robert.
Meet K-State super fan Robert Lipson

Didn't click the link, but people like this should probably just #ucfucking kill themselves.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I do I’ve met him. He’s the real deal, a true scholar and gentleman. There’s nobody who embodies their school spirit more than him. He’s a great ambassador of UCF.

The trash panda has a wing man?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Didn't click the link, but people like this should probably just #ucfucking kill themselves.