I'm gonna pee on your Cheerios now

[cincygrad]

To be fair, we did start Clint Boling this year.... Then we found out he sucks.

 

[kramer1]

To be fair, we did start Clint Boling this year.... Then we found out he sucks.

And he'll get at least 22 more starts to prove he doesn't belong. It's important to remain patient.

 

[JBUCK66]

pssst....like anybody knows.........gurus all

 

[kramer1]

pssst....like anybody knows.........gurus all

I think 2+ decades of incompetence is a large enough sample size to form a reasonable outlook. Don't you? Or do you just wanna be the typical blind homer tonight?

The facts are indisputable. The schedule for 2012 is brutal. The offense is WEAK. The MLB position is atrocious. Our best defensive player is hurt. We're still coached by Marvin and the team is still ran by Mike. Nothing has changed.

 

[Servo]

Nobody knows. None of us are clairvoyant....But can you all at least not take some comfort in the fact the draft at least make sense? And actually, seems really fucking good. We're not taking Travis Dorsch in the 4th. We're not taking players and trying to switch their positions. We're actually drafting guys that fit what they're trying to do and have talent. There were no head scratcher Jeromoe Simpson picks. They focused the quality picks on the lines. The season will play out the way it plays out...but for today Jesus Christ try not to be such miserable pricks. They added a shitload of young talent to a roster that already has really good young talent. Cheer the fuck up fuckers...

 

[kramer1]

Nobody knows. None of us are clairvoyant....But can you all at least not take some comfort in the fact the draft at least make sense? And actually, seems really fucking good. We're not taking Travis Dorsch in the 4th. We're not taking players and trying to switch their positions. We're actually drafting guys that fit what they're trying to do and have talent. There were no head scratcher Jeromoe Simpson picks. They focused the quality picks on the lines. The season will play out the way it plays out...but for today Jesus Christ try not to be such miserable pricks. They added a shitload of young talent to a roster that already has really good young talent. Cheer the fuck up fuckers...

Not a fucking chance I give these clowns the benefit of the doubt. Not now and probably not ever. 2+ decades says otherwise. Tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead. Argue your side. Try. You'll lose. I do love them, though. It's a vice. Like drinking and ****.

 

[Servo]

Not a fucking chance I give these clowns the benefit of the doubt. Not now and probably not ever. 2+ decades says otherwise. Tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead. Argue your side. Try. You'll lose. I do love them, though. It's a vice. Like drinking and ****.

P0rN?

 

[kramer1]

P0rN?

Ding ding ding! You win!

 

[Servo]

I share your addictions and have enjoyed all 3 today (the wife is out of town)...I am fairly drunk as we speak and have also had some, uh, time to myself.

 

[kramer1]

I share your addictions and have enjoyed all 3 today (the wife is out of town)...I am fairly drunk as we speak and have also had some, uh, time to myself.

Sinner. I've covered drinking and gambling today already. The 3rd will come (pun intended) shortly. This just got fucking weird.

 

[Servo]

hahha. Nothing else to say but enjoy. Seriously though, the Bengals draft was great (on paper at least). I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt. The past couple drafts have been solid. In fact, not that it really matters or is a significant measure, but the Bengals lead the league in pro bowlers drafted since 2010. Wrap your head around that...

 

[kramer1]

hahha. Nothing else to say but enjoy. Seriously though, the Bengals draft was great (on paper at least). I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt. The past couple drafts have been solid. In fact, not that it really matters or is a significant measure, but the Bengals lead the league in pro bowlers drafted since 2010. Wrap your head around that...

...and the probowl has been canceled until further notice.

You literally have no valid argument. We're that bad. And we'll continue to be that bad. I guarantee it.

 

[ckhokie]

Sinner. I've covered drinking and gambling today already. The 3rd will come (pun intended) shortly. This just got fucking weird.

 

[Servo]

You have to admit the roster has got some talent. It's not like the 90's. If Dalton does not become Bengalized they'll win. This league is all about the QB. Honestly, if you had to pick a team that was chock full of young talent and ready to take the leap in the next couple years I think the Bengals would be at the top of the list. yeah, Marv is a clown but he's competent. If they give him enough talent and enough talented players that are coachable we'll get a playoff W here in the next year or so.

 

[flamingrey]

To be fair, 3 of them were replacement pro-bowlers.

Dalton, Gresham, and Atkins all replaced Patriots players. Though Atkins is probably a pretty legit selection.

 

[kramer1]

To be fair, 3 of them were replacement pro-bowlers.

Dalton, Gresham, and Atkins all replaced Patriots players. Though Atkins is probably a pretty legit selection.

Atkins was good enough. Dalton and Gresham wouldn't start for half the teams of the AFC North. That why thr pro-bowl has been cancelled. It's a joke.

 

[Servo]

To be fair, 3 of them were replacement pro-bowlers.

Dalton, Gresham, and Atkins all replaced Patriots players. Though Atkins is probably a pretty legit selection.

just the fact that they were replacement speaks to the quality of drafting though. It's not like Reinard Wilson would've been a pro bowl alternate. And call me crazy but I think Andre Smith is starting to pan out and could be the next to draw pro bowl consideration. AJ Green is all world. Dalton has the all the qualities that you want in a QB...but not totally sold that he's got the physical tools. He does have some similiarites to Brees though as far as his skillset goes. Dont need to be 6'4" with a cannon for an arm.

 

[flamingrey]

You have to admit the roster has got some talent. It's not like the 90's. If Dalton does not become Bengalized they'll win. This league is all about the QB. Honestly, if you had to pick a team that was chock full of young talent and ready to take the leap in the next couple years I think the Bengals would be at the top of the list. yeah, Marv is a clown but he's competent. If they give him enough talent and enough talented players that are coachable we'll get a playoff W here in the next year or so.

I would argue Marv is INcompetent. Any competent coach would have found a way to beat the Texans last year in the playoffs. Speaking of which, I don't believe we win a single playoff game while he's around. Heck, making the playoffs is a stretch with him.

 

[kramer1]

Servo just compared Dalton to Brees. Yep, he's wasted.

 

[flamingrey]

just the fact that they were replacement speaks to the quality of drafting though. It's not like Reinard Wilson would've been a pro bowl alternate. And call me crazy but I think Andre Smith is starting to pan out and could be the next to draw pro bowl consideration. AJ Green is all world. Dalton has the all the qualities that you want in a QB...but not totally sold that he's got the physical tools. He does have some similiarites to Brees though as far as his skillset goes. Dont need to be 6'4" with a cannon for an arm.

Point taken.

Agree on Smith, Green, and Dalton, but Dalton will never be Brees. Dalton does not have the accuracy nor the cannon.