I'm a lying sack of shit.

[#1BostonFan]

WTF did I just read? And when did lying become a character flaw? What did I miss? I embellish everything, except when I'm talking fishing. That's real.

LOL...my thoughts exactly.

Get yourn shit together Jake, this is pathetic man.

 

[tabascojet]

Even Phyllis.from.mulga never WENT to alabama.......

 

[#1BostonFan]

I'm fucking serious right now. I made a hot pocket a few months ago and was reading the motherfucking box while I was waiting for the microwave to heat to just above scalding and IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING BOX that it's a sandwich!! Pissed me right the fuck off so I threw it in the trash. If you don't believe me, go to the fucking store right now and read the stupid ass box!!

Nothing is a sandwich in your book.

 

[SDPaddlefish]

WTF did I just read? And when did lying become a character flaw? What did I miss? I embellish everything, except when I'm talking fishing. That's real.

Well, I don't know if lying is a character flaw, but I find it hard to believe that Labotomy Icon, Fencer and KoolKat honestly believe the liberal crap that they spew or if they're just trolling, but they sure do try hard.

I've said in other posts that I have a few good connections in DC, including the new Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Kevin Brady. I haven't bothered to post any pics with him cuz it seems like bad jdea. But I will post one if people want me to for some reason. Last visited w/ him in his DC office last Nov. (went to college with him) at U. of South Dakota.

Now, about your fishing, have you ever caught (snagged) a paddlefish? This 130 pounder was snagged in SD at the Oahe Dam a year ago May. I adopted the paddlefish screenname cuz I've gained weight like this monster.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Well, I don't know if lying is a character flaw, but I find it hard to believe that Labotomy Icon, Fencer and KoolKat honestly believe the liberal crap that they spew or if they're just trolling, but they sure do try hard.

I've said in other posts that I have a few good connections in DC, including the new Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Kevin Brady. I haven't bothered to post any pics with him cuz it seems like bad jdea. But I will post one if people want me to for some reason. Last visited w/ him in his DC office last Nov. (went to college with him) at U. of South Dakota.

Now, about your fishing, have you ever caught (snagged) a paddlefish? This 130 pounder was snagged in SD at the Oahe Dam a year ago May. I adopted the paddlefish screenname cuz I've gained weight like this monster.

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I have not caught a paddlefish, sir. I don't believe they reside in the waters that I fish. In fact, I have never caught a fish that big. My biggest fish to date is a 67b flathead catfish.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Figures a thread about lying turns into a fish story thread.

 

[handicappers]

Did someone say fishing story? I've got a whole book of fishing stories. Some you wouldn't believe.

 

[SDPaddlefish]

I have not caught a paddlefish, sir. I don't believe they reside in the waters that I fish. In fact, I have never caught a fish that big. My biggest fish to date is a 67b flathead catfish.

That's a big fish. Where did you catch it? Louisiana?

 

[SDPaddlefish]

Figures a thread about lying turns into a fish story thread.

Could be worse. I could talk about how big I am,how many women I've been with, and how good I am in bed! (and with that paddlefish nose, that could be pretty good!)

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

That's a big fish. Where did you catch it? Louisiana?

The Edisto River, SC



I think this one was 54 lbs. I don't know if I still have a pic of the 67 lb'er.

 

[douggie]

 

[Wild Turkey]

Bayou Tiger wrote:


After you created the calendar thread and then went on to be wrong about everything you posted you claimed it was a troll thread.

Now after creating this thread to call out another poster and it backfired on you you claim this was also a troll thread.

Face it moron, you haven't been right about anything in quite a while.

You are being compared to Thumper now. Thumper ! Many of us knew Thumper from two other sports sites where he was known as HoponPop. We called him Pops and he had meltdowns and flamed out on those sites as well !

My advice for you would be to chill out and take the rest of this year off from posting. Let the dust settle.

Maybe with the holidays occupying everyone's thoughts they may forget your two threads and how they backfired on you so badly...

Too funny. I'll miss you Handi while you take time off.

 

[HammerDown]

Is this thread destined for SportsHoopla lore?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Is this thread destined for SportsHoopla lore?

I believe this thread has proven there is a shit load of liars on one site, including the makers of "hotpockets!"

Of course SF234 is the only one posting real life stuff.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Is this thread destined for SportsHoopla lore?

Are you laughing at my shoes, sir? Or is it the entire ensemble?

That Steve Miller concert T was the shiznit!

 

[handicappers]

Too funny. I'll miss you Handi while you take time off.

BT wasn't talking to me. He was talking to some racist dude named Jeffro

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Are you laughing at my shoes, sir? Or is it the entire ensemble?

That Steve Miller concert T was the shiznit!

All of the above, but yes, the shoes stand out.

 

[KansasSooner]

The OP is Hilary Clinton? Damn...

 

[KansasSooner]

I think this one was 54 lbs. I don't know if I still have a pic of the 67 lb'er.

Damn, no sense in talking about my 20 pounder flatheads...though 3 in one night was kind of a big deal.

 

[Bayou Tiger]