I'm a lying sack of shit.

[williewilliejuan]

Hot pockets are for retards that don't know how to make a sandwich. What kind did you say you had again?

Strong opinions about sandwich-making? Yep. Woman.

 

[fknhippie]

Hot pockets give you chlamydia.....I read it on WebMD so.it must be true

I thought you got that from a toilet seat...fucking wife lied to me again...no more Hot Pockets for her.

 

[DJ Fieri]

What have we learned here today?

The internet is amusing and a huge waste of time?

 

[Mondo Jay]

Mongolian Hate Slam

My personal favorite. I raise a black tent before beginning. A stark indication there will be NO survivors.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No. Hot pockets are for lazy asses like me that don't feel like actually making the sandwich even though I have the skill. I do love the cook, that wasn't a lie, but I am a bit lazy about it, and hot pockets are a go to for me.

"i love to cook... hot pockets"

That is fucking gold right there, folks.

 

[TheDayMan]

Hot pockets give you chlamydia.....I read it on WebMD so.it must be true

Wait, wait, wait...... wait.... is WebMD not a reliable source?

 

[moxie]

No. Hot pockets are for lazy asses like me that don't feel like actually making the sandwich even though I have the skill. I do love the cook, that wasn't a lie, but I am a bit lazy about it, and hot pockets are a go to for me.

Well, which is it, LIAR? You're caught up in your web of lies again! You don't love to cook, you love THE cook!! See, retard? You don't even have any cooking skillz!

 

[mcnabb7542]

You better shut your mouth. Is a fucking calzone a goddamn sandwich? That's bullshit!

Fuck no, If I order a god damn Calzone it better be a god damn Calzone, I didn't order no sammich!

 

[DetroitFan*]

Well, which is it, LIAR? You're caught up in your web of lies again! You don't love to cook, you love THE cook!! See, retard? You don't even have any cooking skillz!

This isn't polite.

 

[moxie]

Strong opinions about sandwich-making? Yep. Woman.

Gotta have some fucking pride. Jesus Christ.

 

[fknhippie]

Well, which is it, LIAR? You're caught up in your web of lies again! You don't love to cook, you love THE cook!! See, retard? You don't even have any cooking skillz!

No, I love a good sammich

 

[Jakology]

Well, which is it, LIAR? You're caught up in your web of lies again! You don't love to cook, you love THE cook!! See, retard? You don't even have any cooking skillz!

I'll be sure to make my way to the west coast and drop by your house and make you a sandwich. Gender role reversal, show of friendship, and proving my epic sandwich making skills.

 

[fknhippie]

Gotta have some fucking pride. Jesus Christ.

I guess today is a good time for you to start.

 

[H2S]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

yer welcome.
hey, when you 'go away'...
can I have your car?

 

[mcnabb7542]

See Jake, here you are opening your heart and this whole thing has turned into a Sammich war,
see buddy your not the only fucked up person in the world!

 

[fknhippie]

See Jake, here you are opening your heart and this whole thing has turned into a Sammich war,
see buddy your not the only fucked up person in the world!

I swear I'm the only normal person around this place.

 

[DetroitFan*]

yer welcome.
hey, when you 'go away'...
can I have your car?

No can do... he tried to recreate the scene from Back to the Future and drove right into a manure pile. That thing won't budge now. It's probably been sitting there for a year.

 

[Jakology]

See Jake, here you are opening your heart and this whole thing has turned into a Sammich war,
see buddy your not the only fucked up person in the world!

I'd say that about 80% of SportsHoopla threads end up derailing into different conversations. It's fun and entertaining I guess. It's kind of strange how we get there sometimes though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'll be sure to make my way to the west coast and drop by your house and make you a sandwich. Gender role reversal, show of friendship, and proving my epic sandwich making skills.

Yeah, we get it. You're a chef. . .

 

[DetroitFan*]

I swear I'm the only normal person around this place.

I saw you go into a pet shop once and you started licking the gerbils. I don't know if that qualifies as normal.