I'm a lying sack of shit.

[Wild Turkey]

Your threads on here are some of the funniest I have ever read.

Let's not over inflate the kid with BS or you'll make him manic.

 

[moxie]

I'll bring the tape. My daughter has this totes adorbs roll of duct tape that has PUPPIES on it, and it's pink.

I have one with the Giants logo! But I really want the prismatic rainbow one.

 

[Jakology]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Let's not over inflate the kid with BS or you'll make him manic.

It's true imo....I'm all over the interwebs and I've truly LOL at some of his threads....

 

[fknhippie]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

Just fuck off and die.

 

[moxie]

I think @moxie has proven that she is indeed a woman. Hot pockets are sandwiches. Deal with it woman. And yes so are calzones.

Hot pockets are for retards that don't know how to make a sandwich. What kind did you say you had again?

 

[DetroitFan*]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

Who is MidnightAngel?

 

[BigRedMoe]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

For the sake of transparency, which one is you from your avatar?

 

[tabascojet]

Hot pockets give you chlamydia.....I read it on WebMD so.it must be true

 

[Inquisitor95]

Fuck hot pockets. Fuck 'em right in their lava filling! Talk about a fucking LIAR!! They call themselves a fucking sandwich! They are not a fucking sandwich!

I think I see a new direction for the American Pie franchise to take.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.

Do you even like Asian women?

 

[DetroitFan*]

Just fuck off and die.

If I had a nickle for every time I have been told this... I think I would have more money than the Powerball jackpot.

 

[moxie]

I just want to say to thanks to everyone for your support in this. It really does mean a lot to have you guys as friends. This place really is a great escape. The only reason I said that I was probably gonna leave was because I was afraid that I was going to get a MidnightAngel response and lose all of you as friends. I can see now that you guys are better than that and can see a genuine person through the screen.

Don't get all fucking weird & queer about it. Sheesh.





AWKWARD.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Hot pockets are for retards that don't know how to make a sandwich. What kind did you say you had again?

 

[DetroitFan*]

Hot pockets give you chlamydia.....I read it on WebMD so.it must be true

That WebMD shit says anything is cancer...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I've never had one, and after looking at the pictures i never want to eat one and I'm not sure i even want to fuck one.

You do. Trust me. But let it cool down to about 102.4 degrees.

 

[Jakology]

Hot pockets are for retards that don't know how to make a sandwich. What kind did you say you had again?

No. Hot pockets are for lazy asses like me that don't feel like actually making the sandwich even though I have the skill. I do love the cook, that wasn't a lie, but I am a bit lazy about it, and hot pockets are a go to for me.

 

[fknhippie]

Hot pockets are for retards that don't know how to make a sandwich. What kind did you say you had again?

Then woman, git in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

 

[BigRedMoe]

You do. Trust me. But let it cool down to about 102.4 degrees.

That's a nice, hot sleeve.

 

[Jakology]

Do you even like Asian women?

Yes I do. Asians and redheads are my go to.