I'm a lying sack of shit.

[Winged_Wheel88]

And this thread is why I usually try to stay up until 4 AM most nights.


240 replies. Too late to join in on this thread now. I have failed you all.

 

[cerealboi]

Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.

Do you finally admit that Tom Brady is not a cheater and is pure as the driven snow?!

 

[Banned 10x]

And this thread is why I usually try to stay up until 4 AM most nights.


240 replies. Too late to join in on this thread now. I have failed you all.

You don't have 88k posts for nothing, now get out there and create a parody thread

 

[Jakology]

Do you finally admit that Tom Brady is not a cheater and is pure as the driven snow?!

I admit that he is the greatest QB of all time accomplishment wise. That is all.

 

[Jakology]

And this thread is why I usually try to stay up until 4 AM most nights.


240 replies. Too late to join in on this thread now. I have failed you all.

That's one thing you'll never top me in. I'm the true night owl!

 

[moxie]

That's one thing you'll never top me in. I'm the true night owl!

Liar.

 

[Jakology]

Liar.

Damn it woman. You're going to use that on me for the rest of eternity aren't you?

 

[black francis]

no shit

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

no shit

Hi Francis, it's me, hu

 

[SJ76]

Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.

Does this qualify as a meltdown? Pretty late to the game here

 

[moxie]

Damn it woman. You're going to use that on me for the rest of eternity aren't you?

Get real.

















I'll bring it up in about 6 months during a totally unrelated conversation and any time I want to win an argument

Spoiler

Liar.

 

[bamabear82]

Just take care of yourself, man. No harm no foul.

Honestly, I've been pulling y'alls leg too. I'm actually waaay cooler and more rich than I let on to be. Just didn't want to make you all intimidated to post with me and/or feel bad about y'all not being me. Whew, feels better to get that off my chest.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Just take care of yourself, man. No harm no foul.

Honestly, I've been pulling y'alls leg too. I'm actually waaay cooler and more rich than I let on to be. Just didn't want to make you all intimidated to post with me and/or feel bad about y'all not being me. Whew, feels better to get that off my chest.

Are you talking to me?

 

[mcnabb7542]

You're the lair! Redheads are hot AND crazy. That's an epic combo.

with tat's!

 

[black francis]

Hi Francis, it's me, hu

how do I know you aren't lying?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Just take care of yourself, man. No harm no foul.

Honestly, I've been pulling y'alls leg too. I'm actually waaay cooler and more rich than I let on to be. Just didn't want to make you all intimidated to post with me and/or feel bad about y'all not being me. Whew, feels better to get that off my chest.

I knew the ref's were paid off last night!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

how do I know you aren't lying?

You don't

(that was a lie, BTW)

 

[Tomhusker]

Welcome back, Tom

 

[RP-29]

@Jakology

Walk with me my little child
To the forest of denial
Speak with me my only mind
...

 

[Jakology]

@Jakology

Walk with me my little child
To the forest of denial
Speak with me my only mind
...

Forest. One of my favorites by them.