I was going to be a football star but I got high

[NEPatsfan]

Ravens’ Matt Elam arrested on drug charges

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Dude was a bust loooooooong before this...

 

[Beaker]

I could have played in the NFL. I just lacked size. . .

And speed. . .

And skill. . .

And talent and work ethic and strength and dexterity

But other than that, I was THIS close

 

[VikingFan2k2]

Dude was a bust loooooooong before this...

Yep. This is no big loss for Baltimore. Still, you don't see cops making as big of a deal over a few ounces of weed these days. He must have acted like a dick, so they threw the book at him.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

These guys always make me chuckle a little bit. I failed so bad and still made hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars- oh the humanity!

 

[NEPatsfan]

I could have played in the NFL. I just lacked size. . .

And speed. . .

And skill. . .

And talent and work ethic and strength and dexterity

But other than that, I was THIS close

Me too, I just don't have the right shoes.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Yep. This is no big loss for Baltimore. Still, you don't see cops making as big of a deal over a few ounces of weed these days. He must have acted like a dick, so they threw the book at him.

Maybe it's the reason he's a bust.

 

[Inimical]

I could have played in the NFL. I just lacked size. . .

And speed. . .

And skill. . .

And talent and work ethic and strength and dexterity

But other than that, I was THIS close

Plus you are a puppet.

 

[Beaker]

Plus you are a puppet.

YOU DON'T USE THAT WORD!!! THAT IS OUR WORD!!

 

[Inimical]

YOU DON'T USE THAT WORD!!! THAT IS OUR WORD!!

Go shove it up your ass! Again!

 

[PDay8810]

Yep. This is no big loss for Baltimore. Still, you don't see cops making as big of a deal over a few ounces of weed these days. He must have acted like a dick, so they threw the book at him.

is 100 plus ounces a few? Not to mention the reported oxy cotton.

This guy is an idiot to a large degree

 

[PDay8810]

Police said they pulled Elam over for reckless driving and while searching his car discovered 126 grams of marijuana as well as 3 grams of oxycodone.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Police said they pulled Elam over for reckless driving and while searching his car discovered 126 grams of marijuana as well as 3 grams of oxycodone.

= 4.4 ounces of weed

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Ravens’ Matt Elam arrested on drug charges

You stole this from Sonny, but it's worth a redo. My favorite line is "I could of cheated and passed"

 

[NEPatsfan]

You stole this from Sonny, but it's worth a redo. My favorite line is "I could of cheated and passed"

Ummm what?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

$6.7M, not bad. Me personally I'd be tokin the hell up with that payday, but who knows what he spent on the entourage, and all of that.

Regardless, hopefully he comes to Seattle for cheap. Legalized marijuana and can be a serviceable nickel/backup safety.

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Ummm what?

@sonnyblack65 posted this vid a while back, you missed that? I do like the vid and well worth seeing it again.

 

[NEPatsfan]

@sonnyblack65 posted this vid a while back, you missed that? I do like the vid and well worth seeing it again.

Yeah, ummm, it's a music video that's been around for years, and I've posted it before too, sooooooo you're dumb.

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Yeah, ummm, it's a music video that's been around for years, and I've posted it before too, sooooooo you're dumb.

You have? Provide the link asshole.

 

[NEPatsfan]

You have? Provide the link asshole.

It's a music video. Posting one isn't original nor protected.

You didn't know that, soooo you're dumb.