How to tell if your program is a loser

[rolltide14_0]

You over commit on scholarships and do not give a fuck about the kids you hurt along the way.

 

[whyoh]

You're building a new stadium, your last two coaches were Kevin Sumlin and Art Briles, and your current coach is Tony Levine (who?). Just kidding, of course; UH is not a loser program.

More than just football: CSU hopes new stadium lifts all boats - The Denver Post

 

[ellupo]

your field is blue!

This was my first thought after seeing the ID of the OP.

 

[Ironbreaker]

Yeah colored fields are nasty. I like BSU but that field has got to go.

EWU has a red one, pretty bad too.

 

[BlackSand]

20. When you don't mind re-scheduling a root canal for Saturday afternoon ... And rejoice in the fact you have a supply of painkillers to help through the forums on Sunday.

 

[NDHoosier101]

Opposing team's stadiums don't sell out when you come to town.

 

[Red_Alert]

You use another teams score as your message board sig.

 

[dirtboy068]

Opposing team's stadiums don't sell out when you come to town.

good one. indeed

 

[RobToxin]

You spend more time chanting your conference's initials than you do cheering for your own team.

 

[RACER-MIKE]

when your own stadium never sells out .

 

[ellupo]

You spend more time chanting your conference's initials than you do cheering for your own team.

You can spell your conference name so all you do is chant the initials.

 

[WhiteMamba]

As a fan, your game day attire must consist of jorts.

 

[tideguy]

As a fan, your game day attire must consist of jorts.

and that bitch has a jean skirt on...

 

[TigerBait1971]

wood

 

[lilchi721]

When you don't have a stadium on your own campus




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I can make it to the gate in 2.6 seconds can you?

 

[lilchi721]

When your fans paint "We Suck" on their chest

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I can make it to the gate in 2.6 seconds...can you!

 

[NDHoosier101]

When you don't have a stadium on your own campus

 

[whyoh]

When you don't have a stadium on your own campus

Indeed

 

[mrwallace2ku]

10. Coaches and players are all bellyaching and/or fighting with each other.

9. Boosters and donors are trying to throw their weight around in hiring & firing decisions.

8. The coach hires an agent and updates his resume.

7. Fans spend more time whining than they do bragging.

6. Alcohol sales after the game are higher than they are before the game.

5. The university president expresses his "full support" for the team.

4. The NCAA has "unnamed sources" from the school on speed dial.

3. The new game day t-shirt is a brown paper bag with eye hole cut outs.

2. The star player is making comments to the press about how the team isn't playing or coaching him correctly.

and the number one way to tell that your team is a loser:

1. FCS schools are lining up for a chance to schedule you.


Defend yourselves, losers, or give me more.

PLEASE Forward to "wazzy gazoo", WSU's BEST fan on this board...I'm sure he would give you a "thumbs upper".