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10. Coaches and players are all bellyaching and/or fighting with each other.
9. Boosters and donors are trying to throw their weight around in hiring & firing decisions.
8. The coach hires an agent and updates his resume.
7. Fans spend more time whining than they do bragging.
6. Alcohol sales after the game are higher than they are before the game.
5. The university president expresses his "full support" for the team.
4. The NCAA has "unnamed sources" from the school on speed dial.
3. The new game day t-shirt is a brown paper bag with eye hole cut outs.
2. The star player is making comments to the press about how the team isn't playing or coaching him correctly.
and the number one way to tell that your team is a loser:
1. FCS schools are lining up for a chance to schedule you.
Defend yourselves, losers, or give me more.
9. Boosters and donors are trying to throw their weight around in hiring & firing decisions.
8. The coach hires an agent and updates his resume.
7. Fans spend more time whining than they do bragging.
6. Alcohol sales after the game are higher than they are before the game.
5. The university president expresses his "full support" for the team.
4. The NCAA has "unnamed sources" from the school on speed dial.
3. The new game day t-shirt is a brown paper bag with eye hole cut outs.
2. The star player is making comments to the press about how the team isn't playing or coaching him correctly.
and the number one way to tell that your team is a loser:
1. FCS schools are lining up for a chance to schedule you.
Defend yourselves, losers, or give me more.