How do you like your burger and steak done?

[Scapegoat]

Only two types of people like their steaks well done: fat women and children.

I guess I'm not the expert on fat women that you are.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I guess I'm not the expert on fat women that you are.

That's cause you're into fat dudes.

 

[Scapegoat]

That's cause you're into fat dudes.

Touchy?

 

[Scapegoat]

That's cause you're into fat dudes.

You kinda walked into that one.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You kinda walked into that one.

The kettle's smoking pot, or something like that.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Only three kinds of people leave rainbow ratings: me, @Used 2 B Hu, and faggots.

 

[Scapegoat]

Only three kinds of people leave rainbow ratings: me, @Used 2 B Hu, and faggots.

That's just one kind.

 

[TBBishop]

Steak medium rare
Burger cooked but not burned

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's just one kind.

Hey! A fresh twist on the old 'I know you are but what am I' retort!

Spoiler

 

[romeo212000]

Steak, mid rare. Burger, medium.

 

[Omar 382]

Absolutely, but I wouldn't try it at any old place.

BK?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

BK?

What are you, fucking insane?!

Try Rally's...

 

[Omar 382]

I just got a delicious rare burger from La Flor Mexicana in Wilmington, DE. Fucking amazing!!!

 

[moxie]

I just got a delicious rare burger from La Flor Mexicana in Wilmington, DE. Fucking amazing!!!
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Medium rare to medium on the burger, depending on where I'm ordering
Rare to medium rare on steak or it gets taken off the bill. I'm too scared to send shit back so I get all passive aggressive with, "no, thank you. I just wanted it cooked right the first time. Ill just eat more bread. You can take it off the table. Thank you"

 

[Scapegoat]

Medium rare to medium on the burger, depending on where I'm ordering
Rare to medium rare on steak or it gets taken off the bill. I'm too scared to send shit back so I get all passive aggressive with, "no, thank you. I just wanted it cooked right the first time. Ill just eat more bread. You can take it off the table. Thank you"

Smart. A lot of people don't realize that a new steak can be spit on just like one that's sent back.

 

[Scapegoat]

Medium rare to medium on the burger, depending on where I'm ordering
Rare to medium rare on steak or it gets taken off the bill. I'm too scared to send shit back so I get all passive aggressive with, "no, thank you. I just wanted it cooked right the first time. Ill just eat more bread. You can take it off the table. Thank you"

When I was in high school I worked at a steak house. I saw some crazy shit.

 

[moxie]

When I was in high school I worked at a steak house. I saw some crazy shit.

I saw Waiting. I'm not fucking around with a spiteful sumbech that's having a rough day because someone cut him off in traffic earlier!

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

What are you, fucking insane?!

Try Rally's...

I have NEVER tried Rally's but always seem to see their frozen seasoned fries in the supermarket, are they any good?

 

[Scapegoat]

I saw Waiting. I'm not fucking around with a spiteful sumbech that's having a rough day because someone cut him off in traffic earlier!
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I have seen that movie several times. That really happens.

 

[romeo212000]

I have seen that movie several times. That really happens.

As long as you're not a complete ass, you're typically fine. Just be polite and don't be a pain in the ass for no reason.