Holy shit!!!!

[jedburks]

I am numb!!!!!

And it ain't from the cold.

That is all

 

[NE1tm2nv]

semi-haiku'ish

 

[sandhill_husker]

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.

 

[Tomhusker]

I wonder, alone,
What is this haiku thingy
You mentioned above?

 

[NE1tm2nv]

LOL @ you guise.





Have no fear
The summer is near
It's gonna get Hawt

 

[jedburks]

I got really drunk
I almost got some pussy
Almost does not count

 

[Tomhusker]

Winter night lingers
embraced in it's icey folds
FUCK Peanutbutter

 

[NE1tm2nv]

Peanutbutter is awesome
makes people blossom
Fuck HIVES


Almost is duck
Stinky finger suck
Find the wetspot

 

[Red_Alert]

Defensive troubles
Snot bubbles
Fix it

 

[Brasky]

"I got really drunk" - Not surprising, you own a diseased vagina.

...

"I almost got some pussy" - Not surprising, vagina literally sprints away from you.
"Almost does not count" - No, it doesn't count at all. You're a fucking scumbag.

 

[jedburks]

Leave it to Brasky
He ruins another thread
His mom is my bitch

 

[jedburks]

Brasky's a loser
His obsession is real sad
I own Brasky's life

 

[NE1tm2nv]

"I got really drunk" - Not surprising, you own a diseased vagina.

...

"I almost got some pussy" - Not surprising, vagina literally sprints away from you.
"Almost does not count" - No, it doesn't count at all. You're a fucking scumbag.

HAIKU'S FUCKER
DON'T BE A SUCKER
GET IN THE GAME

 

[NE1tm2nv]

Defensive troubles
Snot bubbles
Fix it

Get some Kleenex
for our tears
team will run like deer


Pelini goes dunce
Fans go nutz
Huskers fer champz

 

[corn train]

When I sit on the pot too long my foot goes numb, so yeah I can relate