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puckhead

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I was originally looking for the yakkity sax version of this, but this is close enough


 
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beantownmaniac

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I'll start this one.

What do whales and Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?

They both become confused when surrounded by ice.


Why is Jesus Christ a bad hockey player?

He always gets nailed on the boards.


Great jokes everyone, although I groaned at this one :eek:
 
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