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Yes I second that. Took the fam to Virginia Beach this week and having a great day. My boys make it worth while even though they piss me off every 15 minutes.
That's a mighty fine rant- except the birthrate in this country isn't far from replacement. Not like we're Nigeria, good grief.To all the REAL fathers? Just what the **** is that supposed to mean? I'm no Shawn Kemp or Cromartie but I've fathered at least a few kids scattered across the states.
On a more serious note, I'm tired of Father and Mothers day. You stuck your dick in a dark wet hole and blew a load... congrats. Then you spawned a crotch trophy that turned into another asshole on the highway who gets onto a local street and then doesn't pull out enough in the left lane causing me to miss the light when both could go. STOP MAKING THAT GUY!
How about, "NON-FATHER" and "NON-MOTHERS" day!? To all the heroes out there that remained strong willed enough to not clog up the highway with another useless loser kid.
K I'm done.
Happy Father's Day though.
That's a mighty fine rant- except the birthrate in this country isn't far from replacement. Not like we're Nigeria, good grief.
Didn't I see that on a Hallmark card?To all the REAL fathers? Just what the **** is that supposed to mean? I'm no Shawn Kemp or Cromartie but I've fathered at least a few kids scattered across the states.
On a more serious note, I'm tired of Father and Mothers day. You stuck your dick in a dark wet hole and blew a load... congrats. Then you spawned a crotch trophy that turned into another asshole on the highway who gets onto a local street and then doesn't pull out enough in the left lane causing me to miss the light when both could go. STOP MAKING THAT GUY!
How about, "NON-FATHER" and "NON-MOTHERS" day!? To all the heroes out there that remained strong willed enough to not clog up the highway with another useless loser kid.
K I'm done.
Happy Father's Day though.
Maybe because you still prefer sun tan lotion from the 80's???Late as I was gone this weekend.
Belated Happy Father's Day!
Now does someone have some banana boat I could use.. I burned the crap out of myself playing golf with my dad yesterday