Going to Denver

[Wamu]

My wife enjoys a little bourbon, a little wine.
I enjoy my wife.

Wanna hear something funny? When Bret Bielema was the HC at Arkansas during a post game press conference a reporter asked him what he was looking forward to. His answer.
"I'm just looking forward to hopping on my wife"

 

[58crash]

Ain't nobody going to Grand Junction for a sandwich.

Nor would I, I thought they were in Denver.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Wanna hear something funny? When Bret Bielema was the HC at Arkansas during a post game press conference a reporter asked him what he was looking forward to. His answer.
"I'm just looking forward to hopping on my wife"

Now that is funny!

 

[Wamu]

Now that is funny!

As far as comments from CFB coaches that's my favorite.