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JohnRandle

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Dick-head, Dick-head, Dick-head....check it out!

(O.k., I admit it, that's an old KQRS "bit" I just plagarized, but it works perfectly here!)

KQ morning show, gotta love it.
That bit was funny as hell, I'll see if I can find it for old times sake Buck.
 

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NOW HERE IS A CAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL SUPPORT!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.


Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!
 

buckamania

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I'll drink to that!!



NOW HERE IS A CAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL SUPPORT!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.


Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!
 

buckamania

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Liriano having his usual shaky start.

We got 'em where we want 'em!

By the way, I tried to "rep" you on the KQ thing you came up with but you were my last "rep" so they denied me. Thanks for the big effort. That is one the greatest police arrest-recordings of all time!

Happily, Misk came up big, immediately after you, with his "nude-in" post so I quickly gave him the well-deserved rep.
 

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Well I survived and made it back safely with only a few scratches and all over body sorness. But it was worth it!

Rough weekend for the Twins eh? They have done well against the Rangers in the past so hopefully they can right the ship in Texas.

Go Twins!
 

buckamania

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Well I survived and made it back safely with only a few scratches and all over body sorness. But it was worth it!

Rough weekend for the Twins eh? They have done well against the Rangers in the past so hopefully they can right the ship in Texas.

Go Twins!

No one tells me anything! Where were you? It's been so quiet around here lately that it didn't seem unusual to not hear from anyone.
 

JohnRandle

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We got 'em where we want 'em!

By the way, I tried to "rep" you on the KQ thing you came up with but you were my last "rep" so they denied me. Thanks for the big effort. That is one the greatest police arrest-recordings of all time!
Happily, Misk came up big, immediately after you, with his "nude-in" post so I quickly gave him the well-deserved rep.

No problem Buck,
I wanted to find it after you mentioned dickhead dickhead dickhead..
I posted it in the water cooler too, thought more people would find it funny.
But not so much.:noidea:
 

JohnRandle

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I have to turn the Twins off, 12-1 in the 4th.
Damnit!!
 
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