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Four Nations Face-Off thread

Loco2

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Such a fake tough guy...

Let me bust out the ol' favorite here...

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I wouldn't be surprised if Torts was the guy behind the three staged fights that ultimately led to both Tkachuk brothers not being 100% healthy for the final game versus Canada.
 

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I think of Tortorella exactly like I used to think of Mike Milbury... how the fuck has this stupid, untalented prick stuck around in a professional hockey job for so long?

Luck boxed his way to one Cup a couple decades ago and people keep hiring him even though he's lost the majority of the games he's coached and is WAY past his prime. He's only ever won 3 division titles and only 1 in his last 20 years.

If you want to pay me a couple mil a year to yell at people and lose a bunch of hockey games, I'm your man. Shit, I'll do it for half of whatever Torts is charging ya.
 

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If you want to pay me a couple mil a year to yell at people and lose a bunch of hockey games, I'm your man. Shit, I'll do it for half of whatever Torts is charging ya.

Somebody else will have to watch over Comeds' place for a time, but I can fill you in on the attic setup so you're not making any rookie mistakes. Running water is NO...GO... but there is a hot plate and boom box I rigged up with some stolen electricity from three houses down. And don't worry libs, it's solar.
 
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