Comeds
Unreliable Narrator.
"It's been far too long since USA has won a world ice hockey championship, since back when I spent most of my time trying to keep minorities out of my bed bug infested buildings. Why no championships? Not enough TRUMP. No more. As of now I'm appointing Wayne Gretzky, the Grate One and Jared Kushner - the lucky bastard who patrols my daughter's crease, in charge of USA Hockey! And the CDC too, more on that later. It's time for TRUMP to step in and make USA hockey great again! For a limited time on the official White House website you can get a MUHGA hat for only $59.99. Show your patriotic support for USA hockey and get one now! MUHGA!"Any word from Boogerface on the result?