**** FOR THE NEW POSTERS ****

[puckhead]

First: welcome

Second: we have run out of fruit baskets, so this welcome will have to do. any complaints, refer to Comeds. his fruit basket was rotten and had a tarantula, so consider yourself lucky.

Third: I'm not a mod, but we generally have one rule here: Don't be a dick. Sub-rule to that one: Don't post anything that you wouldn't say face-to-face. That doesn't mean discussions can't get heated at times, but don't turn it personal. We have mostly come from a cesspool and enjoy our little oasis, and tend to get a little sensitive at any hint of trolling. I hope you guys enjoy this new spot too.

Fourth: be sure to check out the vBookie link up top. You start with 500 fake bucks and can bet on all manner of sporting events. If you blow yourself up, they give you another 25 to start again.

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

 

[OregonDucks]

fifth: Oilers are coming back.

 

[Judge Fudge]

fifth: Oilers are coming back.

and i thought comeds would have the first joke

 

[OregonDucks]

and i thought comeds would have the first joke

you wont be laughing in October. This young group is ready to break out.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Welcome to all the new posters!

 

[dash]

you wont be laughing in October. This young group is ready to break out.

I see more Stridex than strides made next season for the Oil.

 

[OregonDucks]

ouch.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I see more Stridex than strides made next season for the Oil.

nice

 

[Judge Fudge]

you wont be laughing in October. This young group is ready to break out.

Ducks.

I was much like you last year..........................

UNTIL I CLUED IN THAT THIS IS EDMONTON

 

[tnerb57]

First: welcome

Second: we have run out of fruit baskets, so this welcome will have to do. any complaints, refer to Comeds. his fruit basket was rotten and had a tarantula, so consider yourself lucky.

Third: I'm not a mod, but we generally have one rule here: Don't be a dick. Sub-rule to that one: Don't post anything that you wouldn't say face-to-face. That doesn't mean discussions can't get heated at times, but don't turn it personal. We have mostly come from a cesspool and enjoy our little oasis, and tend to get a little sensitive at any hint of trolling. I hope you guys enjoy this new spot too.

Fourth: be sure to check out the vBookie link up top. You start with 500 fake bucks and can bet on all manner of sporting events. If you blow yourself up, they give you another 25 to start again.

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

I scoff in the general direction of your silly little list! Good day, Sir!

 

[Canuck eh?]

First: welcome

Second: we have run out of fruit baskets, so this welcome will have to do. any complaints, refer to Comeds. his fruit basket was rotten and had a tarantula, so consider yourself lucky.

Third: I'm not a mod, but we generally have one rule here: Don't be a dick. Sub-rule to that one: Don't post anything that you wouldn't say face-to-face. That doesn't mean discussions can't get heated at times, but don't turn it personal. We have mostly come from a cesspool and enjoy our little oasis, and tend to get a little sensitive at any hint of trolling. I hope you guys enjoy this new spot too.

Fourth: be sure to check out the vBookie link up top. You start with 500 fake bucks and can bet on all manner of sporting events. If you blow yourself up, they give you another 25 to start again.

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

Thank you for the welcome but it's going to be a little bit difficult on some new posters because being a dick is their best attribute!

 

[Backroads]

First: welcome

Second: we have run out of fruit baskets, so this welcome will have to do. any complaints, refer to Comeds. his fruit basket was rotten and had a tarantula, so consider yourself lucky.

Third: I'm not a mod, but we generally have one rule here: Don't be a dick. Sub-rule to that one: Don't post anything that you wouldn't say face-to-face. That doesn't mean discussions can't get heated at times, but don't turn it personal. We have mostly come from a cesspool and enjoy our little oasis, and tend to get a little sensitive at any hint of trolling. I hope you guys enjoy this new spot too.

Fourth: be sure to check out the vBookie link up top. You start with 500 fake bucks and can bet on all manner of sporting events. If you blow yourself up, they give you another 25 to start again.

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

What was rule 5 again?

What does scoff mean...is that the same as fart?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Any new Red Wing fans? I see one already...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

I think #5 might have had something to do with the NSFW forum. Maybe this thread?

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/nsfw/102554-puckheads-thread.html

 

[Backroads]

Thanks for the welcome...but my yard waits for no man...so I guess I'd best be going to mow.

And all of you be nice with the no man comments.

::geez::

 

[dash]

Not a new poster, but one of my favo(u)rites:

 

[Backroads]

I think #5 might have had something to do with the NSFW forum. Maybe this thread?

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/nsfw/102554-puckheads-thread.html

Yea...been on the NSFW thread....a bit tame compared to some that the NCAA crowd would post on their private groups. Heh heh heh

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

First: welcome

Second: we have run out of fruit baskets, so this welcome will have to do. any complaints, refer to Comeds. his fruit basket was rotten and had a tarantula, so consider yourself lucky.

Third: I'm not a mod, but we generally have one rule here: Don't be a dick. Sub-rule to that one: Don't post anything that you wouldn't say face-to-face. That doesn't mean discussions can't get heated at times, but don't turn it personal. We have mostly come from a cesspool and enjoy our little oasis, and tend to get a little sensitive at any hint of trolling. I hope you guys enjoy this new spot too.

Fourth: be sure to check out the vBookie link up top. You start with 500 fake bucks and can bet on all manner of sporting events. If you blow yourself up, they give you another 25 to start again.

Fifth: i forgot what i was going to say, so I'm going to grab a beer instead. so refer to #1

Thanks for the welcome and the simple rules, puckhead. I think you will find that we Fan Nation hockey posting refugees are good natured, fun loving sorts who enjoy making fun of each other without taking it to a trolling level. From what I see, that is in line with the regular posters I have encountered so far. The biggest thing you'll find is that we all are passionate about the game.

Even yours truly - an old late-to-the-game Texan who loves his Stars and has been a devoted fan ever since that damn Todd Marchant beat Andy Moog in '97.

That's how hockey go.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Any new Red Wing fans? I see one already...

You'll see a few...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Uh oh...Dallas Star fans? This might get ugly with the Buffalo Sabre fans who have long memories in here.