Series Thread: First Round: Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Washington Capitals

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To create good defencemen out of giant lumps of expired corn meal?

He's a coach, not Jesus.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I KNOW he's not Jesus... Jesus gets paid less.


But seriously he's gonna have to come up with some coaching gems to make due with that D Corps. Yama hama it's fright night.

All honesty, even with Zaitsev the Leafs' blue line is a dumpster fire most of the time. The only truly reliable guy is Gardiner and man when he wants to fuck up he sure knows how to pick the times to make it as hard on himself as possible (see the game vs. Pittsburgh Saturday).

If the Leafs make this competitive Babs has truly done all he can.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

FUCKING PLAYOFF TIME BOYS!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Created my own game at the office called "spike the coffee with cocaine". Everybody gonna get their shit done super fast and then talk about their ideas for opening up a restaurant for 5 hours then its GAMETIME!

 

[elocomotive]

FUCKING PLAYOFF TIME BOYS!

Can't... wait...

 

[BGDave]

All honesty, even with Zaitsev the Leafs' blue line is a dumpster fire most of the time. The only truly reliable guy is Gardiner and man when he wants to fuck up he sure knows how to pick the times to make it as hard on himself as possible (see the game vs. Pittsburgh Saturday).

If the Leafs make this competitive Babs has truly done all he can.

This.

But what the hell, time for some "old time hockey" (props to Reggie Dunlop) and channel their 80's Oilers.

 

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This.

But what the hell, time for some "old time hockey" (props to Reggie Dunlop) and channel their 80's Oilers.

Are you suggesting that Marner and Matthews brought their effin toys to DC?!?

 

[BGDave]

Are you suggesting that Marner and Matthews brought their effin toys to DC?!?

 

[elocomotive]

Woo! Just arrived here with my Access Pass. First one in the alley and totally have the closest seat to the door. Already scored a few leftover nachos and a little bit of a Mr. Pibb. I don't know why that market segment insists on honorifics, but let's go Caps!

 

[dash]

Woo! Just arrived here with my Access Pass. First one in the alley and totally have the closest seat to the door. Already scored a few leftover nachos and a little bit of a Mr. Pibb. I don't know why that market segment insists on honorifics, but let's go Caps!

Mr. Pibb is under-rated, in my opinion.

 

[BGDave]

Are you suggesting that Marner and Matthews brought their effin toys to DC?!?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mr. Pibb is under-rated, in my opinion.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This day needs to hurry the eff up.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Woo! Just arrived here with my Access Pass. First one in the alley and totally have the closest seat to the door. Already scored a few leftover nachos and a little bit of a Mr. Pibb. I don't know why that market segment insists on honorifics, but let's go Caps!

I think that Professor Fizz should receive the respect that he's earned as a man of letters goddamnit

 

[DragonfromTO]

This day needs to hurry the eff up.

 

[ritari330]

Time for the fun to begin.

 

[elocomotive]

Well, a weird goal to start by the Leafs and then Justin Williams gets tackled by the goalie and no call. Bizarre first 5 minutes.

 

[4thstreet]

You know what I like about this series?!? It's a battle of national capitals.

??? Ottawa is the capital of Canada

 

[esls79]

In before Holtby is a sieve

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Looked good to me but probably won't be a goal.