Fall weddings

[tech_iceman]

Gonna miss homecoming this weekend

When I first found out about the wedding, I thought it was gonna be a road game

Oh well, at least it's only Iowa State (last year, I got to Lubbock 10 minutes before kickoff and just went to the bar and got hammered because it was raining a little)

 

[OregonDucks]

I don't attend Fall weddings. That is a rule.

 

[tech_iceman]

I don't attend Fall weddings. That is a rule.

I went to a real good one a few years ago, but the bride specifically said that she picked the date on an away game

It worked out because we lost, and there was like 8 kegs at that betch

 

[bamabear82]

 

[nddulac]

The trouble with fall weddings is that even if you plan them to not interfere with your favorite team's schedule, your anniversary will always be bumping into football season. It the cluster that keeps on fucking.

 

[cwerph]

Here is a worse trend. I turned 60 in August. In the first 59 years and 11 months of my life here on earth, I have never attended a baby shower. I attended my second in the last 3 months today. Missed all the 1PM NFL games.

What is wrong with young people today? You youngin's need to tell your baby momma's that baby showers is for feeeee-males.

 

[ralphiewvu]

I got one on Saturday too OP. Going to miss homecoming and its a 7oclock kick. WTF, people are so selfish sometimes.

 

[BTHOtu]

One of my stepdaughters just announced her engagement. Wants to tie the knot next fall. Wants me to walk her down the isle. Told her it has to be on bye week. They will announce the date shortly after the 2016 schedule is released...

 

[longhorn718]

That's fucked up, Iceman. Anyone from Texas should know not to plan a wedding for football season. Everyone I know from home has anniversaries between Feb - July, even people who went to D3 schools.

 

[BoiseMike19]

They should know better.........wait, is this one of those ghey weddings they are having now.

 

[rolltide14_0]

I told my gf that if she wants a wedding during football season, we might as well call this shit quits right. She said she wanted to get married in March, so I was like "good girl" lol.

 

[theboardref]

Gonna miss homecoming this weekend

When I first found out about the wedding, I thought it was gonna be a road game

Oh well, at least it's only Iowa State (last year, I got to Lubbock 10 minutes before kickoff and just went to the bar and got hammered because it was raining a little)

There is a special place in hell for any bride that schedules their wedding on a home LSU game. Someone said the bride and her bridesmaids were crying because everyone was watching LSU and Alabama at her wedding... then don't schedule it on the biggest football game of the year ya dumb bish.

 

[cmc_rebar]

if you let your woman schedule your wedding in the fall, you might as well just have the word "henpecked" tattooed across your forehead.

 

[Olyduck]

short of the ceremony being at half time in the stadium, fall weddings on a saturday are no go.

 

[mall3013]

I don't attend Fall weddings. That is a rule.

You would if it was Chip Kelly getting married..

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Fall weddings? They oughta call them "fail weddings"

 

[GoldRusher]

" 50% chance your marriage will fail, 100% chance my team will be playing again next fall"

your welcome...



Some folks are just uncouth.

 

[tech_iceman]

I mean, you have the whole cot damn spring with nothing else going other that graduations and other weddings

 

[GoldRusher]

I mean, you have the whole cot damn spring with nothing else going other that graduations and other weddings

My father in law's exact quote:

" You have 7 other months out of the year for that sh*t"

 

[tech_iceman]

My father in law's exact quote:

" You have 7 other months out of the year for that sh*t"

That half of the year is reserved for football, deer hunting and Christmas