FA Frenzy Thread

[Nasty_Magician]

Hahahha...someone on twitter suggested that Zach and his lady must communicate via carrier pigeon. I don't blame him for wanting to talk to her in person at all. I just tend to wonder if he just wanted reporters to back off a bit. Maybe Capt. America just wants to decide on the 4th of July.

Or, maybe, he becomes an all time villan by announcing he has signed in the KHL and will be trying to make Team Canada at the next olympics instead of USA?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Hah, none taken. It's 100% true. I mean, he's marrying her, starting a new life together...gotta consider his family in their future. Hey Zach! Did you know that Pittsburgh is the most livable city in America?! AND it has some of the best schools in the NATION?! COOL HUH!

I agree with all of this. Pittsburgh is a lovely city. The problem is he would have to play for the evil empire!

 

[Darkstone42]

I agree with all of this. Pittsburgh is a lovely city. The problem is he would have to play for the evil empire!

Why would he live in Pittsburgh if he signed with the Yankees?

 

[DChero]

Why would he live in Pittsburgh if he signed with the Yankees?

EDIT: IOU rep

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Georges Laracque is coming outta retirement???

 

[dash]

Georges Laracque is coming outta retirement???

Somebody needs to protect Justin Schultz...

 

[pixburgher66]

For what it's worth, this is his lady.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

did he break her nose?

 

[puckhead]

intrepid reporting:

Red Wings' Gulfstream flying from Madison WI (Suter) back to Detroit.
FlightAware > N559LC

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Is there a Canadian weird-ass way of spelling Evil or Empire???

 

[pixburgher66]

intrepid reporting:

Red Wings' Gulfstream flying from Madison WI (Suter) back to Detroit.
FlightAware > N559LC

Are there turtles on the runway?! DON'T GET LOST SUTER!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Is there a Canadian weird-ass way of spelling Evil or Empire???

Actually fuck it.

He would have to play for the Ivil Empar

(Pixburgers will get it)

 

[puckhead]

Is there a Canadian weird-ass way of spelling Evil or Empire???

'Toronto' and 'Ontario'

 

[awaz]

For what it's worth, this is his lady.

7/10

 

[pixburgher66]

Actually fuck it.

He would have to play for the Ivil Empar

(Pixburgers will get it)

Yah, but heed get ta play wif Sid da Kid and Geno. And iss juss such a nice place to be at. I seen dis neighborhood wit dos richies and dey got dem a Jian Iggle right IN da neighborhood. How awesum is dat? Come on Zach, you'd get a Jian Iggle in yer haus!

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, but he has other intangibles as well...but seriously, you're right. This is market value though.


Also, Bruce Garrioch is a dick:
@SunGarrioch
I'm just thinking: Who wouldn't be excited to get out of the Columbus Blue Jackets? Rick Nash can't wait. #NHL
@SunGarrioch
Geez, I didn't know the Columbus Blue Jackets had that many fans ... left. #NHL

Twitter has made sports writers become more like fans than slightly less biased professionals.

I would rather read Portzline's drivel than Garrioch. There. I said it.

@andystrickland
I'm not suggesting Parise is lying, but multiple players who know him very well made it clear he's made a decision #NHL

I really do trustt Strickland

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Yah, but heed get ta play wif Sid da Kid and Geno. And iss juss such a nice place to be at. I seen dis neighborhood wit dos richies and dey got dem a Jian Iggle right IN da neighborhood. How awesum is dat? Come on Zach, you'd get a Jian Iggle in yer haus!

Fox Chapel is nice.

 

[pixburgher66]

Fox Chapel is nice.

Hahahha, I was thinking of that one off of 28 in Cranberry. Well, I guess that's Wexford still. Across from Northway. Not really a rich area, but it is? If I were rich, I'd be all up on Fox Chapel though.

 

[forty_three]

Hahahha, I was thinking of that one off of 28 in Cranberry. Well, I guess that's Wexford still. Across from Northway. Not really a rich area, but it is? If I were rich, I'd be all up on Fox Chapel though.

When I worked for the record store another life ago, they wanted me to take over the Cranberry Mall store.

I visited.

I told them no.

True Story.








Two years later they wanted me to take over the top store in company which was the Columbus, OH superstore. I told them no to that too. I was soon to be married and didn't want that much disruption.

So there. It's on topic. I am just like Zach Parise, except my wife is WAY hotter.

 

[puckhead]

huh... caps gave #28 to some kid in the development camp.
Semin is considered mopped up?


@dchesnokov
#Caps announced Development Camp roster. They reassigned Semin's 28 to Jaynen Rissling. Fair to say there'll be a new 28 in DC?