Dumb questions and quotes.

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Another.."If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? Don't remember who asked the question or to what player but it would have floored him if he said, "Country". :p

Pretty sure that was actually Barbara Walters that asked that question, not sports related but equally as stupid. I forget to who she was interviewing though.

One of my all time favs is when Mike Tyson said he was going to "fade away into Bolivia".

 

[kenyg54]

Gotta love Yogi:

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

“It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.”

“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Gotta love Yogi:


“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

One has to have had played little league baseball to know how truly funny this statement is. LMFAO!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright


This is for Boss.

Yes sir Steven Wright one of my favorites. IPW, you may remember this gem from the late Buffalo mayor Jimmy Griffin during a bad snow storm. “Stay inside, go out and grab a six-pack and watch a good football game,”


Some great Steven Wright quotes here..... Steven Wright Quotes

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[higgyfan4]

Thank ya'll for this thread. It's helping a long, slow afternoon at work go by just a little bit faster...

ya'll? I have been living down yonder waaaaay too long...

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Former MLB pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd commenting on a game that was postponed in Cleveland because of wet windy weather, "That's what they get for building a stadium right next to the ocean".

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - G.W Bush

I miss that guy!! He was hilarious.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - G.W Bush

I miss that guy!! He was hilarious.

Yeah me too, I think...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

shooting ducks would be easier if they were in a barrel though...

Right, because unlike ducks the fish could just fly away...