Dumb questions and quotes.

[BOSSMANPC]

To go along with my buddy elocomotive's topic what are some of the dumbest you've ever heard? In any sport.

The week before the Super Bowl has produced some gems because they run out of things to ask. Two of my fav's...

Asked to Doug Williams QB of the Redskins, "How long have you been a black quarter back?"


Another.."If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? Don't remember who asked the question or to what player but it would have floored him if he said, "Country". :p

 

[naslundfan19]

A customer that came through our drive-thru: "How many nuggets come in a 10 piece McNugget?"

 

[dash]

Britney Spears: "I like to travel to foreign places...like Canada"

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Britney Spears: "I like to travel to foreign places...like Canada"

Dash, didn't she say over seas?

 

[dash]

Dash, didn't she say over seas?

Yeah, that's it Boss - I did a Roger Clemens and mis-remembered.

 

[awaz]

i remember watching a penguin broadcast this year and they were talking about giroux.. they said something to the tune of "he was taken 17th in the draft and paul holmgren got off to a good start by forgetting his name"

which is of course, wrong on both accounts. giroux was taken 22nd, and bob clarke forgot his name

 

[blindbaby]

"Vancouver must be like the deserted village right now, with so many people watching the game on TV"

ABC's Jim McKay when introducing the start of the NASL final between the Whitecaps and Cosmos"

 

[beantownmaniac]

Questions I hear because my name is Wayne Newton:

Can you sing? Answer-Like a frog.
Don't you wish you had his money? Answer-No, I like being poor
Does anyone ever make fun of your name? Answer (my favorite)-No, you're the only person smart enough to think of it.

Edit-Toss in the occasional fig or Issac Newton jokes/questions.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Dumb quote from former Bruins color man Dave Shea: "The Bruins are scoring so easily it's like shooting DUCKS in a barrel." IT'S FISH YOU MORON!!!

 

[beantownmaniac]

Here's some beauties. Enjoy them.

Sports Hollywood - Dumbest Sports Quotes

 

[oaknightshockey1]

shooting ducks would be easier if they were in a barrel though...

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Don't remember it specifically, if somebody finds it I would be grateful, but a reporter asked retired pitcher Antonio Alfonseca who has 6 fingers on each hand, asked how long he's been pitching with an extra finger (or something equally idiotic).

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Here's some beauties. Enjoy them.

Sports Hollywood - Dumbest Sports Quotes

i do have to say some of those are pretty smart. also, hilarious.

 

[beantownmaniac]

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."

former u.s. vice- president Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake

 

[beantownmaniac]

"We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads."

Vlade Divak, Los Angeles Laker professional basketball player

 

[beantownmaniac]

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Anti- smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields

 

[beantownmaniac]

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

former u.s. vice- president Dan Quayle

"The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder"

former Chicago Mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention

 

[beantownmaniac]

"He was a man of great statue"

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino on Former Mayor John Collins



"It's like an Alcatraz around my neck"

Boston Mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces

 

[beantownmaniac]

Never enough Dan Quayle:

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so i could converse with those people"

former u.s. vice- president Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

former u.s. vice-president Dan Quayle

"It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

former u.s. vice- president Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United ***** College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

then Vice President Dan Quayle, who else


If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation. - Dan Quayle

 

[beantownmaniac]

Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey