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Ducks Sign Dany Heatley

Harry Crack

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I read this story before coming to work and knew it would not be popular with the FN crew.

Yup - perhaps if his Mom had known how to spell Danny all those years back things would have been different
 

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Heatley can teach Superdouche how to roll a dolla bill Johnny Football style
 

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I wonder about that....
Unless the change of scenery will help him.....

He had 12 last year in Minny and 11 in the shortened season the year before.

He could be a total bust, but at $1M you lose very little.

On the other hand, if he does pot 15+, it's going to be a steal.

Unless he turns into a giant locker room cancer or kills one of your players (too soon?), there's very little downside risk.
 

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He had 12 last year in Minny and 11 in the shortened season the year before.

He could be a total bust, but at $1M you lose very little.

On the other hand, if he does pot 15+, it's going to be a steal.

Unless he turns into a giant locker room cancer or kills one of your players (too soon?), there's very little downside risk.

and then some ...
 

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I realize it's for 1 year at 1M, but Heatley's skating isn't anywhere near what it once was.

True, but he can still outskate Derek Dorsett and costs 633,000 less. :suds:
 

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I have no doubt that if Dany Heatley would have played his junior hockey with the Medicine Hat Tigers that he would be a member of the Vancouver Canucks today.

:D
 

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I have no doubt that if Dany Heatley would have played his junior hockey with the Medicine Hat Tigers that he would be a member of the Vancouver Canucks today.

:D

And that would be what i like to call - Fantastic
 

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this is a great signing by the ducks. low risk, high reward
 

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Maybe he'll regain his form of the 08 World Championships on that line with Getzlaf and Nash. I know, Perry is no Nash (and he's also a convicted purse swinger), but the potential is there. As long as the Ducks don't have any road trips to Europe, they should be fine.
 

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Not quite. You have to throw in a modified NTC if you want Downie.

Crap had to go look. Didn't realize he had a NTC attached to him.
Oh well it is one year and I doubt any team will call Rutherford and say "hey what will it take to get Downie?"
 

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Crap had to go look. Didn't realize he had a NTC attached to him.
Oh well it is one year and I doubt any team will call Rutherford and say "hey what will it take to get Downie?"

Absolutely agree with that.

However, it could limit their ability to move Downie for a bag of pucks if they need to open up a bit of cap space at the deadline.
 
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