Doesn't Suck to be Taylor Lewan & Zach Mettenberger in Nashville

[ckhokie]

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Probably going against the grain here, but left to right, I'm only in on 1 and 3.

Rest are meh, and probably look like dick without makeup.

 

[HammerDown]

Zach should feel safe. He gets accused of anything and Lewan will help cover it for him.

With that said, I guess I am just jealous and hating.

"Your Honor, I'd like to call a character witness to vouch for me. Your Honor, I give you Taylor Lewan. A man of real honor, character and integrity. Go ahead, Taylor. Tell the judge how I never even TOUCHED that girl."

 

[Cave_Johnson]

"Hey ladies, most of you are probably too young to remember CD's and cassette tapes, but don't worry. Just come on upstairs and I'll tape my dick to your foreheads so you can see deez nutz."

 

[wildturkey]

The two dudes in the back are the best part.

Young Guy: "HA! Perfect photobomb position. Fuck LSU, Roll Tide!"

Old Guy: "That's some nice tail out there. Let me look up how much Viagra costs."

 

[HammerDown]

The two dudes in the back are the best part.

Young Guy: "HA! Perfect photobomb position. Fuck LSU, Roll Tide!"

Old Guy: "That's some nice tail out there. Let me look up how much Viagra costs."

I noticed them too.

"Dude scratching his head in the back to the other one: "Dude, that chick between Luwan's legs is my fiancee!"

"I will kick Lewan's ass!"

"No, bro. You won't."

 

[flyerhawk]

Probably going against the grain here, but left to right, I'm only in on 1 and 3.

Rest are meh, and probably look like dick without makeup.

Pretty tough judge. I'd say at least 3 of them are comfortably bangable and probably 4. The one on the left and the one in the lower right corner may be more problematic.

 

[MI Nightmare]

I was thinking, didn't Lewan play for Michigan? Clever bastard.

I doubt he'd ever sport Irish gear. He was probably pulling for The Hat tonight....and his 3 ladies. Haha.

 

[SteveDallas]

Wait.....there were guys in that picture?

 

[HammerDown]

 

[HammerDown]

So I went on a date last night in Midtown Nashville and on the way back to the car I walk past Rebar, Winners & Losers, etc. and who do I see on the patio of Losers but Taylor fucking Lewan. Decide to go in and sure enough at least Zach Mettenberger, Gabe Ikard, and Andy Levitre are in there too, along with Keith Bulluck and (I think) Jason McCourty (couldn't get a good look at him). Lewan seemed super-cool, taking pics with everyone and being nice to ugly tourist girls, their parents, etc.

But Mettenberger

Dude was S-H-I-T-F-A-C-E-D drunk. I mean stumbling, sunglasses on, buddy holding him up DRUNK. I was sincerely embarrassed. He had at least a couple of his brothers there, they look like twins but are skinny chain-smokers. The thing I also noticed was when Bulluck walked in and his entourage set up at the bar, Mettenberger walked past to go to the bathroom a few times and each time didn't even acknowledge Big Keith. Dude, show some fucking respect! Keith is basically the mayor of Nashville.

I predicted Mettenberger would supplant Mariota pretty quick but doing this during OTAs ain't cool at all.

 

[cwerph]

How many fans did Lewan punch out.

 

[pennstatenut]

Hell, I'd pretend to be an LSU fan too!

They're in the SEC. You know you're already a fan so no need to pretend.

 

[HammerDown]

How many fans did Lewan punch out.

Lewan is cool with everybody. Everyone likes him because he's a good dude.

 

[HammerDown]

They're in the SEC. You know you're already a fan so no need to pretend.

Dumb.

 

[pennstatenut]

Dumb.

Truth.

 

[HammerDown]

Truth.

Yeah, I've said from the start what a high regard I have for LSU fans. Why? Because they're in the SEC.

You exposed me. I'm humiliated.

Like I said, dumb.

 

[HammerDown]

The big mofo is all 'stached up.

"Imagine if Tom Terrible had a LT like that protecting his blind side!" - @Rock Strongo

 

[MIKE75]

Webster the Titans GM hit on both Lewan and Mettenberger in the 2014 draft. Had Webster picked any other RB besides Sankey he would've had a perfect draft. From the 2014 draft Lewan first round pick is starter,Sankey second round pick starter,Daquan Jones fourth round pick starter,Marqueston Huff fourth round pick starter,Avery Williamson fifth round starter,Zach Mettenberger sixth round, QB

I'll give Webster credit though because he obviously realizes the RB depth isn't up to par so he pretty much traded a seventh round pick for Terrance West a RB who visited TN last year and someone the team said they wanted in 2014 but couldn't get.

So combine what they did in 2014 draft then this year they drafted Mariota,DGB,Poutasi,Blackson in the first four rounds all starters this year with the free agents they brought in like Perish Cox,Da'Norris Searcy,Brian Orakpo,Harry Douglas,Anthony Fasano,Terrance West,David Bass.

If TN can get a dominant playmaker on defense in the next draft they will be in business in 2016.

 

[flyerhawk]

I'm not going to trash the Titans 2014 because it was decent but the truth is the Titans had a LOT of open positions for rookies to fill last year.