Doesn't Suck to be Taylor Lewan & Zach Mettenberger in Nashville

[HammerDown]

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[HammerDown]

Hell, I'd pretend to be an LSU fan too!

 

[Cyder]

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No....no it doesn't

 

[HammerDown]

"Hi. I'm Taylor. 6' 7". Left Tackle. Tennessee Titans. Would you like to come up and watch the game in the suite this afternoon?"

 

[Cyder]

"Hi. I'm Taylor. 6' 7". Left Tackle. Tennessee Titans. Would you like to come up and watch the game in the suite this afternoon?"

And sure you can bring your friends. The girls of course, just the girls

 

[oaknightshockey1]

I was thinking, didn't Lewan play for Michigan? Clever bastard.

 

[SJ76]

Never seen such a good pic of gold digging hotties with 2 UGLY mofos.

Good for those 2 boys!

 

[HammerDown]

And sure you can bring your friends. The girls of course, just the girls

"Yeah, you can bring your friends but there's a guy at the door who makes me look small and he doesn't like your boyfriend so why don't you tell him to take a hike?"

 

[Cyder]

"Yeah, you can bring your friends but there's a guy at the door who makes me look small and he doesn't like your boyfriend so why don't you tell him to take a hike?"

and tell him not to worry. I won't do anything a bar of soap won't fix.

 

[HammerDown]

and tell him not to worry. I won't do anything a bar of soap won't fix.

"Of course you can trust me!"

 

[Cyder]

"Of course you can trust me!"

Help yourself to the open bar, the private bathroom's right over there. C'mon I'll show you how to lock it from the inside. Do you know a guy named Rothliesberger? No? Even better.

 

[HammerDown]

{hands outstretched in appeal} "Look at me! Do I look like a guy who would DREAM of taking advantage of a pretty young woman like yourself?"

 

[Cyder]

{hands outstretched in appeal} "Look at me! Do I look like a guy who would DREAM of taking advantage of a pretty young woman like yourself?"

What? Why are my pants down? It's a wardrobe malfunction. It's hard to find clothes in my size being a professional football player and all.

 

[HammerDown]

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[HammerDown]

Looks like Lewan is rockin' the lip herpes.

 

[GoreRush]

That little one is all over him. He's probably already been in her pants.

 

[Cyder]

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I'm sure that young lady left the luxury box with a severe limp

 

[gandydancer]

Zach should feel safe. He gets accused of anything and Lewan will help cover it for him.

With that said, I guess I am just jealous and hating.

 

[Cyder]

Zach should feel safe. He gets accused of anything and Lewan will help cover it for him.

With that said, I guess I am just jealous and hating.

Jealous of what? Sure they're a couple of guys in their 20's, playing football, with plenty of money hanging in a luxury box with a bunch of hot college girls and......


Nevermind

 

[gandydancer]

I think Zach is holding the camera with his pants down and Taylor is waiting.