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It was news report. Not a 12 year old writing about the "TOP TEN BESTEST JERSEYS IN COLLIGE FOUGHTBAWLL"
It was a "link" to bleacherreport. You got popped on that one, Brasky. Just take it, and don't try to punch the cop.
And the Gamecox be have the bestest jurseys.
Technicalities...
Top 10 Message Board Face-Saving Methods
Everyone on a message board, no matter how sharp, slips up and gets owned every now and then. Today we take a look at the top 10 ways to weasel out of the embarrassment.
10. Mom jokes. Nothing takes you back to adolescence like a good (or bad) mom joke, which is why throwing one out there can distract everyone reading your comment. While not the very best deflector, it can certainly get the job done.
9. "Technicalities." I once had a professor who said that "if you get to make up the definitions, you'll always win the argument." The statement holds true not just in the classroom, but certainly on the anonymous forum. Besides, the more vague you are, the more likely the readers will forget what the hell you were talking about anyway.
8. Threats of Physical Violence. We've all heard of "internet tough guys" who talk all sorts of shit but never have to back it up...
I'm having fun.
Stealing doesn't compare to fighting and punching cops in terms of stupidity and classlessness. And the USC guy was an unestablished frosh, not a pro-bound key part of the team.
I know every school has a few dumbass thugs, but Dennard is making a name for himself as a real fucktard.
Even your mom admitted that when I fucked her this morning.
twas a good one there brasky
Top 10 Message Board Face-Saving Methods
Everyone on a message board, no matter how sharp, slips up and gets owned every now and then. Today we take a look at the top 10 ways to weasel out of the embarrassment.
10. Mom jokes. Nothing takes you back to adolescence like a good (or bad) mom joke, which is why throwing one out there can distract everyone reading your comment. While not the very best deflector, it can certainly get the job done.
9. "Technicalities." I once had a professor who said that "if you get to make up the definitions, you'll always win the argument." The statement holds true not just in the classroom, but certainly on the anonymous forum. Besides, the more vague you are, the more likely the readers will forget what the hell you were talking about anyway.
8. Threats of Physical Violence. We've all heard of "internet tough guys" who talk all sorts of shit but never have to back it up...
I'm having fun.
Nah, just jabbing.
You can't jab at Brasky and get away with it. He knows everything about football and knows more than anyone else. Just ask him, he will tell you.
Plus you shouldn't jab the retarded because the water in their head may start to leak.
yo mama!