Day 1: Jacoby swipes Sox record 5 bases, Yankees freefall continues

[DirtDirtDirt]

If I weren't such a nice guy, here is where I'd give you a colorful, one-off colloquialism...

Sounds sexy

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

pete

i will not r*pe you

too hairy

this is how i picture you

PS this is from a great site i found promoting 'hug a jew' day

I always picture Pete as being more Hasidic

 

[black francis]

You're the best judge

I've had my dick sucked

You should too. You might like it. Doubtful, but you might

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

By the way

UNO won again today

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I've had my dick sucked

You should too. You might like it. Doubtful, but you might

I'll keep that in mind for the next time you and self are in town

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sounds sexy

Your mother found it alluring.

 

[black francis]

By the way

UNO won again today

yep

people allegedly hate him, but they cant stop talking about how much they allegedly hate him

they are his bitches

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

What are you wearing?

A red mesh thong.

My balls look like a sack of onions from the supermarket.

 

[black francis]

I'll keep that in mind for the next time you and self are in town

We'll bring Carla and Elisha

 

[Rock Strongo]

By the way

UNO won again today

im sure he did

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Your mother found it alluring.

Huuuuuu

Stepping out of his comfort zone with mother jokes

I'm flattered

 

[PeteNYC]

I always picture Pete as being more Hasidic

Take down my photo please- not sure how you found it, guess I need to do a better job of blocking my JDate profile

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"call and ask to have a guy named uno fired"

what are people missing here?

yet you gave out the real number...

If you were jokey mcjokes-alot... You'd have been all like Call 1-800-FatUglyBaldGuys and ask for Rock...


But nope... You gave out the real phone number..

Cuz you're... "off" as one handsome poster said yesterday..

 

[cerealboi]

yep

people allegedly hate him, but they cant stop talking about how much they allegedly hate him

they are his bitches

Can you give me a cliff's notes version of what's happening over at the pron board?

 

[gener8tr]

Snoogs, UNBIASED opinion on tonight's Bruins / Penguins game, please.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Take down my photo please- not sure how you found it, guess I need to do a better job of blocking my JDate profile

I know its not you Pete. If it was I would have already been served papers by your $1500/hr lawyer.

 

[black francis]

Can you give me a cliff's notes version of what's happening over at the pron board?

not much

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Huuuuuu

Stepping out of his comfort zone with mother jokes

I'm flattered

I'm simply trying to model the behavior that we should all strive for. Because, remember, little kids are in here reading this...

 

[cerealboi]

Snoogs, UNBIASED opinion on tonight's Bruins / Penguins game, please.

0 - 0 final score. It will almost be like they're not playing.

 

[BUCCS469]

I guess you and I see it differently - if we all wanted out information out there, we would log in and use our names and pictures.

just because shit is on FB and UNO was too stupid to hide it, doesn't mean he deserves to be mocked about it. Especially since you know, he asked 10000 times to stop.

Facts is Facts - right

it wasnt on facebook dipshit