Day 1: Jacoby swipes Sox record 5 bases, Yankees freefall continues

[Ron Burgundy]

stop denying it was you dude!

holy shit!

yeah, youre right...i created an ID mocking my college degree, sent a PM to ox saying "check me out bro"...knowing ox would call my cell and say "that psycho snoogins created an ID called williams grad and is PMing me your dating profile"

yeah, that sounds about right

what does gasoline taste like?

you went on POF

looked at single guys (weird) in your radius

found my pic

you know how i know this?

i reverse engineered what you did...took me literally 8 minutes

give up the act, you suck at this

The best part is... This story is perfectly reasonable to him..


"He somehow found the online dating profile site that I was on (there are hundreds, but he found mine) then he searched for 'guys named Dan' in a 20 mile radius... Then he somehow found MY profile in this search because he recognized my dating pic from a pic I'd shared on CBS the size of a postage stamp.."


Yeah dude... That's believable..





Told you guys it would be good for a laugh..

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Can you give me a cliff's notes version of what's happening over at the pron board?

I'm signed up

Very minimal activity

I'd like to talk to Abacab, he's an oldie but goodie

Solid Sox fan, so if I can get him over here, that would make, gimme a second, lemme do a quick calculation....

One, that would make one Solid sox fan

 

[Rock Strongo]

yet you gave out the real number...

If you were jokey mcjokes-alot... You'd have been all like Call 1-800-FatUglyBaldGuys and ask for Rock...


But nope... You gave out the real phone number..

Cuz you're... "off" as one handsome poster said yesterday..

sure. it was the real number. i wonder how many calls they got for a guy named uno to be fired

what a day that was

 

[Zig]

How bout that Tom Brady fella? Is he awesome or what?

 

[J_E_T_S]

How bout that Tom Brady fella? Is he awesome or what?

:bj:

 

[Rock Strongo]

The best part is... This story is perfectly reasonable to him..


"He somehow found the online dating profile site that I was on (there are hundreds, but he found mine) then he searched for 'guys named Dan' in a 20 mile radius... Then he somehow found MY profile in this search because he recognized my dating pic from a pic I'd shared on CBS the size of a postage stamp.."


Yeah dude... That's believable..





Told you guys it would be good for a laugh..

how about the plausible one..the one that happened

we live near eachother

ive posted pics of me, off that site

you searched for dudes in a 10 mile radius of you by image (option they have)

8 minutes

you should have heard the convo when ox called me

fantastic stuff

tell us all again about your wife, your kids, military songs you cant remember right, and how youre a redheaded MTG player

everything i tell is honest and can be proven...im transparent

you?

well, theres a history

 

[Zig]

I'm signed up

Very minimal activity

I'd like to talk to Abacab, he's an oldie but goodie

Solid Sox fan, so if I can get him over here, that would make, gimme a second, lemme do a quick calculation....

One, that would make one Solid sox fan

 

[PeteNYC]

it wasnt on facebook dipshit

Dipshit?

Words hurt!!!

Whatever it was on... nevermind.

I am not gonna debate it with you. I have picture of me that Sake posted to remove

 

[gener8tr]

0 - 0 final score. It will almost be like they're not playing.

Whoops.

Tomorrow's game, please.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Snoogs, UNBIASED opinion on tonight's Bruins / Penguins game, please.

No goals will be scored...

 

[black francis]

I'm signed up

Very minimal activity

I'd like to talk to Abacab, he's an oldie but goodie

Solid Sox fan, so if I can get him over here, that would make, gimme a second, lemme do a quick calculation....

One, that would make one Solid sox fan

yeah, its pretty slow over there usually.

proto wont be coming over here

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

How bout that Tom Brady fella? Is he awesome or what?

Of course. Seen all over his hometown NYC this spring

Is that what you meant?

 

[Village Plumber]

yep

people allegedly hate him, but they cant stop talking about how much they allegedly hate him

they are his bitches

Not unlike most days

Everybody talks about how insufferable reading his posts are

Nobody actually took the 15 seconds necessary to not have to read his insufferable posts

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

I'm signed up

Very minimal activity

I'd like to talk to Abacab, he's an oldie but goodie

Solid Sox fan, so if I can get him over here, that would make, gimme a second, lemme do a quick calculation....

One, that would make one Solid sox fan

I hope you get raped in the woods by a bear with aids.

 

[BUCCS469]

yet you gave out the real number...

If you were jokey mcjokes-alot... You'd have been all like Call 1-800-FatUglyBaldGuys and ask for Rock...


But nope... You gave out the real phone number..

Cuz you're... "off" as one handsome poster said yesterday..

whats the number to your work snoogy?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

how about the plausible one..the one that happened

we live near eachother

ive posted pics of me, off that site

you searched for dudes in a 10 mile radius of you by image (option they have)

8 minutes

you should have heard the convo when ox called me

fantastic stuff

tell us all again about your wife, your kids, military songs you cant remember right, and how youre a redheaded MTG player

everything i tell is honest and can be proven...im transparent

you?

well, theres a history

About the only thing you've ever "proven" is that you're a bad liar and you're ugly as fuck.

 

[Rock Strongo]

even a coworker came up to me just now and asked about the bruins game tonight

WTF?

 

[Rock Strongo]

yeah, its pretty slow over there usually.

proto wont be coming over here

why not? afraid of us?

 

[cerealboi]

I'm signed up

Very minimal activity

I'd like to talk to Abacab, he's an oldie but goodie

Solid Sox fan, so if I can get him over here, that would make, gimme a second, lemme do a quick calculation....

One, that would make one Solid sox fan

Zig - you see this ^? You see how he talks to us? We definitely should leave him.

 

[Zig]

Nobody actually took the 15 seconds necessary to not have to read his insufferable posts

I usually did. Heck I even shaved it down to 2 seconds!