Day 1: Jacoby swipes Sox record 5 bases, Yankees freefall continues

[DirtDirtDirt]

Dirt lets women cut his hair.

Shampoo girl literally rested her breasts on my face during washing

I'm not saying that to get Sake jealous either

 

[Rock Strongo]

i havent had a haircut since i was 19

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Shampoo girl literally rested her breasts on my face during washing

I'm not saying that to get Sake jealous either

Whats wrong with my breast?!?!

 

[Down38st8]

i havent had a haircut since i was 19

What if you count shaving what remains from early male patterned baldness?

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

i havent had a haircut since i was 19

Rock and I use the same barber.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"Celtics in 4"

I overestimated the Celtics...


The Knicks sucked just the way I said they did. But I didn't expect Paul Pierce to play like Paul Mokeski in that series.

Trust me... Nothing has shamed me as a sports fan in a long time more than the Celtics losing to that shitbag team did..

 

[Rock Strongo]

What if you count shaving what remains from early male patterned baldness?

that aint a haircut

if so, i get a haircut on my face twice a week

 

[Down38st8]

Rock and I use the same barber.

 

[Village Plumber]

Yeah, I know VP isn't that guy and that his motives weren't for the greater good. But his motives served the greater good anyway. That's the way I see it. I've seen plenty of remarks in pother threads in here about how 'the fucking CBSers' need to be taught a thing or two and how 'we will weed them out'.

We have a target on our back in here.

It has nothing to do with it being Uno. Banning anyone from any fanbase is gay. Especially when it's essentially on the grounds of "he's a meaniepants"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Shampoo girl literally rested her breasts on my face during washing

I'm not saying that to get Sake jealous either

Why does this remind me of a very special Simpson's episode?

Kirk Van Houten: "I sleep in a racing car bed! What do YOU sleep in?"
Homer: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Shampoo girl literally rested her breasts on my face during washing

I'm not saying that to get Sake jealous either

People who get their hair washed at the barber shop literally have semen ejaculated into them by men of various sizes and weights.

 

[Down38st8]

I overestimated the Celtics...

I underestimated Spiller...

Now...all I have to do is report posters I don't like, like a whiney douche...and we're even...

 

[Rock Strongo]

gillette fusion

i use all gillette products to support tom brady

 

[gener8tr]

You're off the hook, Zig. Uno and I are now penpals.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

It has nothing to do with it being Uno. Banning anyone from any fanbase is gay. Especially when it's essentially on the grounds of "he's a meaniepants"

He will be back....he is just on a Hammer time-out.

Let the dust settle and he is back by mid June at the latest.

He just will never be allowed to pm and admin again

 

[chappee11]

Banning anyone from any fanbase is gay."

Well said, Gilligan.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I underestimated Spiller...

Now...all I have to do is report posters I don't like, like a whiney douche...and we're even...

But I don't do that...


So... Here's my dick... Suck it till it gets hard... don't stop till it goes limp...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Prior...


and we've banned no one...I know you don't see it that way...but if Uno wasn't one of your own, you'd agree with me...he may have been goated into it some? But lashing out at HD got him banned...not anything we did or asked for...

I would be lying if I didn't find the whole thing hysterical yesterday...but I've never reported a soul here or at CBS...it's not my thing....and I'm ashamed Snoogins is a part of my fanbase...at least I can admit that about some of my own...

I was just busting balls

If you were banned tomorrow, I'd go to bat for you, cause i think it's just bullshit no matter what side of the fence

I live for the shit we have here, me kicking your ass daily, me educated Ron on this sports stuff, me pissing off Zig making him a mad woman, me making Cereals day with each and every post, me French kissing Sake, me throwing Chapee through a frigging window, me going antelope hunting with the Imperial Wizard himself, Blade, me making sweet love to JDs teenage daughter

It's all part of what we do

 

[Zig]

You're off the hook, Zig. Uno and I are now penpals.

Thank You

 

[Down38st8]

But I don't do that...


So... Here's my dick... Suck it till it gets hard... don't stop till it goes limp...

Clearly you don't...evidenced by you admitting to doing it earlier...