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I'm So High Right Now
I'll remember the people who voted "Yes" next time I see them hate on something like this:
Me, too. Too many nice Canadians who aren't willing to judge others.
This American is happy to!!
I'll remember the people who voted "Yes" next time I see them hate on something like this:
It's funny, I think I'm more of a hockey fan than a football fan, but I find myself getting more emotionally invested in Stamps football games than Flames hockey games. Part of it is probably due to the length of the hockey season and also that the Flames aren't very good these days, but some hockey games these days I find to be downright snoozers. I don't need a goal scoring barrage, but is it too much to ask for fast paced action with several good goal scoring opportunities per period?
Too often lately, I see coaches looking to choke the life out of a good hockey game.
Don't make me go look for Crosongo!!
/And I voted yes, damn it.
//edit - damn it, eloco beat me to it.
Lay down on the couch. Tell us about your childhood.
Uh-oh, I think I know where this is going...
I do occasionally suffer from narcolepsy and have a penchant for buggery.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten - pretty standard stuff really.
Back in my days, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with another burlap bag that was full of kittens.
Oh my god - that is so terrible for those kittens!
Once you choose a team, you're stuck with that team for the rest of your life ... unless one of the following conditions applies:
•Your team moves to another city. All bets are off when that happens. In fact, if you decided to turn off that sport entirely, nobody would blame you.
•You grew up in a city that didn't field a team for a specific sport -- so you picked a random team -- and then either a.) your city landed a team, or b.) you moved to a city that fielded a team for that specific sport. For instance, one of my Connecticut buddies rooted for the Sixers during the Doctor J Era, then happened to be living in Orlando when the Magic came to town. Now he's a Magic fan. That's acceptable.
•One of your immediate family members either plays professionally or takes a relevant management/coaching/front office position with a pro team.
•You follow your favorite college star (and this has to be a once-in-a-generation favorite college star) to the pros and root for his team du jour ... like if you were a UNC fan for the past 20 years, and you rooted for the Bulls (because of MJ) and then the Raptors (because of Vince). Only works if there isn't a pro team in your area.
•The owner of your favorite team treated his fans so egregiously over the years that you couldn't take it anymore -- you would rather not follow them at all then support a franchise with this owner in charge. Just for the record, I reached this point with the Boston Bruins about six years ago. When it happens, you have two options: You can either renounce that team and pick someone else, or you can pretend they're dead, like you're a grieving widow. That's what I do. I'm an NHL widow. I don't even want to date another team.
•If you're between the ages of 20-40, you're a fan of the Yankees, Cowboys, Braves, Raiders, Steelers, Celtics, Lakers, Bulls, Canadiens and/or Oilers, and you're not actually from those one of those cities ... well, you better have a reason that goes beyond "When I was picking a favorite team as a kid, they were the best team, so I picked them."
If you live in New York, you can't root for both the Yankees and Mets. Pick a side!At least give me a reason like "Reggie Jackson was my favorite player growing up," or "I always liked the red Bulls uniforms," or even "Everyone in my gang wore Raiders colors." Do you really want to be known as a bona fide Bandwagon Jumper?
Besides, as we mentioned in the beginning of this column, you shouldn't practice "Sports Bigamy" in general. Sports teams are just like wives ... you can only have one wife, you can only have one sports team, and for the love of God, I will not argue about this.
I haven't totally dropped the Bruins, though (if that makes me less of a fan, so be it).