Crosby Dies in Fiery Auto Accident

[elocomotive]

Car goes through railing near the Incline, explodes as it rolls down the hill, and sinks into the Ohio River.

RIP Crosby.

 

[Slimpikins]

About God damn time.


USA for gold in 2014!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

While we are on the topic of bad jokes was Dany Heatley driving

 

[UTVolCountry]

Damn, that's sad to hear.

RIP

 

[puckhead]

too soon

 

[elocomotive]

Damn, that's sad to hear.

RIP

Brutal. Hockey's Roberto Clemente. Our thoughts go out to you Pittsburgh.

 

[elocomotive]

too soon

Did somebody actually die?

 

[elocomotive]

While we are on the topic of bad jokes was Dany Heatley driving

Steckel. God damn Devils!!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Police say they are questioning a squirrel-of-interest.

 

[elocomotive]

Police say they are questioning a squirrel-of-interest.

LOL.

They have to look at Matt Cooke. Crosby is hurt and the media talks about him every day. Cooke is out and nobody cares or mentions how the team misses him.

> Motive - Jealousy.
> Means - Plenty of free time.
> Profile - Devious.

Put out the APB, boys.

 

[Darkstone42]

Darn it, I wanted to be the one to break the news!

And what did Matt do this time? Fiery Auto accidents seem to be happening a lot lately...



(I don't mean Matt Cooke, by the way...)

 

[IPostedWhat]

OMG!!! I just head about this!!!!

IS HE GOING TO BE OKAY??????????

 

[dash]

A squirrel of interest, you say?!? Don't forget about Toonces...

 

[elocomotive]

OMG!!! I just head about this!!!!

You got head b/c Crosby was in a fiery crash? Wow - that's some serious game. You'll have to teach us how to pull that one off. Did you start crying and play the pity angle?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Trevor Gilles with the candlestick in Bettmans office

 

[Darkstone42]

Wait, hold on. I thought Crosby died in a garbage-carrying spaceship that incinerated on reentry into the atmosphere? Am I getting my headlines confused?

 

[elocomotive]

Wait, hold on. I thought Crosby died in a garbage-carrying spaceship that incinerated on reentry into the atmosphere? Am I getting my headlines confused?

No, I assumed everyone knew that Auto is now short for Automated Spaceship. Geesh, 2007 called, Darkstone - it wants it's abbreviations back!

 

[ritari330]

Trevor Gilles with the candlestick in Bettmans office

I said it in the I'm bored thread...

It was OV with the cherry picker in the empty net!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

In other news, I will no longer make fun of Jeff.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

this story has since been corrected ... headline now reads "Crosby has fiery diarrhea accident"