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Crosby announcement on Wednesday

juliansteed

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He wants to announce that he's getting married to Bettman and will legally change his name to Cindy Crysby!

Sorry but the other board shut down and this was so clever and original that I had to post it somewhere.
 

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Panthers would be ridiculous if he did that.
 

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I've already alerted my roomies that if it's something like "retirement" that they'll need to pry me off the floor...because I'll be sobbing in the fetal position. *sigh*
 

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I've already alerted my roomies that if it's something like "retirement" that they'll need to pry me off the floor...because I'll be sobbing in the fetal position. *sigh*

There is ZERO chance of that. Even if his prognosis is terrible - (a) you know as much as anyone we don't know enough about concussions for that conclusion to be reached and (b) Crosby is not the kinda guy who would throw in the towel even if a doctor told him that.

He just needs to sit for a little while longer.
 

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And by my consoling, I meant... Pens' suck. I apparently have a hata' reputation to uphold. :rolleyes:
 

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Although he IS NOT retiring it isnt like he'd be the first Pen great to come out of retirement
 

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Maybe he is going to takes his talents to South Beach

the media hype is coming close ... the press conference will be covered live by sportsnet and tsn in canada tomorrow morning :L
 

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I have a feeling we will know nothing more about his future then we know now after this "announcement".
 

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I have a feeling we will know nothing more about his future then we know now after this "announcement".

I think you're right. We've all heard interviews from Crosby. He so careful when speaking that he never gives anything good to the media. I wonder what he's like drunk... :drink:
 

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There is ZERO chance of that. Even if his prognosis is terrible - (a) you know as much as anyone we don't know enough about concussions for that conclusion to be reached and (b) Crosby is not the kinda guy who would throw in the towel even if a doctor told him that.

He just needs to sit for a little while longer.

I know...just preparing for the worst, when in reality I'll probably hear nothing new. Honestly the only way he'd have to quit is if...I dunno, he had some tumor they found that was causing the issues? Haha
 
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