Crabtree no!!!!!!

[BINGO]

I love Crabtree more now. Three women Crabs?

Certified pimp! lol.

 

[CalamityX11]

 

[CalamityX11]

bad taste perhaps LOL.....

 

[mem49er]

Nah. They're both clothed, made me lol. He better get that lawsuit going...after the parade...

 

[Bemular]

bad taste perhaps LOL.....

Not at all! Funny as hell is more like it!

 

[h0ckeysk83r]

 

[Arete Tzu]

damn three women? He must be trying to catch up to Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[threelittleturds]

I love Crabtree more now. Three women Crabs?

Certified pimp! lol.

Maybe someone should change the title of this thread to...

Crabtree yeah!!!!!!

I guess that is one way to dodge sexual assault charges, take home 3 girls so you have 2 extra witnesses. Haha, if he has a GF or whatever back in Texas... uh oh... someone has some explaining to do...

 

[tomikcon1971]

If there were three girls, how many cups were there?

 

[MHSL82]

Maybe someone should change the title of this thread to...

Crabtree yeah!!!!!!

I guess that is one way to dodge sexual assault charges, take home 3 girls so you have 2 extra witnesses. Haha, if he has a GF or whatever back in Texas... uh oh... someone has some explaining to do...

This could be dangerous... they could vouch for you but they could also conspire to frame you. Obviously, they could not say you sexually assaulted all three, but they could say that their friend was shy (less slutty) and just wanted to meet him and Crabtree forced himself on her. I was going to say that the friend was there for some other reason, but I thought, like what? Check her email? Lesson: when you're famous, nothing is foolproof!

 

[mufasa76]

Mike Tyson's case was r*pe not sexual assault. That one still bothers me, he's one of the richest athletes in the world and you show up to his hotel room at 3 am to just chat? Give me a break.

tyson's was a set up-bothered me also...

 

[threelittleturds]

This could be dangerous... they could vouch for you but they could also conspire to frame you. Obviously, they could not say you sexually assaulted all three, but they could say that their friend was shy (less slutty) and just wanted to meet him and Crabtree forced himself on her. I was going to say that the friend was there for some other reason, but I thought, like what? Check her email? Lesson: when you're famous, nothing is foolproof!

He should just have his lawyer draft up some consent forms.

I (girl from the club), do solemnly swear that I am a willing and cheerful participant in Michael Crabtree's pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's record. yadda yadda yadda legal jargon, signed and dated.

 

[MHSL82]

He should just have his lawyer draft up some consent forms.

I (girl from the club), do solemnly swear that I am a willing and cheerful participant in Michael Crabtree's pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's record. yadda yadda yadda legal jargon, signed and dated.

They need to draft the scope of the activity, what toys if needed would be used, and draft to the extreme. Agree to the nastiest, hardest, pulling hair, and all that shit. Not saying it would be used, but cover yourself. Oh and explicitly state that there's no money being exchanged. The consideration in the contract is that she gets to sleep with him and he doesn't get sued. Oh, you should also sign away parental responsibilities while retaining an option to be there in any capacity you choose.

 

[mufasa76]

He should just have his lawyer draft up some consent forms.

I (girl from the club), do solemnly swear that I am a willing and cheerful participant in Michael Crabtree's pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's record. yadda yadda yadda legal jargon, signed and dated.

LMFAO

 

[threelittleturds]

They need to draft the scope of the activity, what toys if needed would be used, and draft to the extreme. Agree to the nastiest, hardest, pulling hair, and all that shit. Not saying it would be used, but cover yourself. Oh and explicitly state that there's no money being exchanged. The consideration in the contract is that she gets to sleep with him and he doesn't get sued. Oh, you should also sign away parental responsibilities while retaining an option to be there in any capacity you choose.

ha ha, that could take a few pages, but hey, he has to protect himself

 

[mem49er]

Mike Tyson's case was r*pe not sexual assault. That one still bothers me, he's one of the richest athletes in the world and you show up to his hotel room at 3 am to just chat? Give me a break.

tyson's was a set up-bothered me also...

He should just have his lawyer draft up some consent forms.

I (girl from the club), do solemnly swear that I am a willing and cheerful participant in Michael Crabtree's pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's record. yadda yadda yadda legal jargon, signed and dated.

They need to draft the scope of the activity, what toys if needed would be used, and draft to the extreme. Agree to the nastiest, hardest, pulling hair, and all that shit. Not saying it would be used, but cover yourself. Oh and explicitly state that there's no money being exchanged. The consideration in the contract is that she gets to sleep with him and he doesn't get sued. Oh, you should also sign away parental responsibilities while retaining an option to be there in any capacity you choose.

PIGS!

 

[shouldakepowens]

San Francisco district attorney says Michael Crabtree is not being charged San Francisco district attorney: No charges for Michael Crabtree | ProFootballTalk

 

[RedneckNiner]

More importantly someone tell Crabs... One night stands are over in the morning... Herpes lasts forever.

 

[NinerSickness]

More importantly someone tell Crabs... One night stands are over in the morning... Herpes lasts forever.

Just ask Ron Mexico & Derek Jeter.

 

[MHSL82]

PIGS!

Haha. This is fun.

GOATS!