Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[forty_three]

For dash:

Let me guess, a minute after that devastating injury he carried the puck 200 feet, beat each player on the opposing team at least twice and roofed it from the goal line into a hole the size of a soup can?

 

[forty_three]

They didn't play.

But the Leafuses made it right.

 

[dash]

^

That reboot of 2 and 1/2 men looks pretty good.

 

[dash]

Mark Spector saw Dustin Nielson tweeting about the Leafs and said "Stay in your lane, Dustin"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mark Spector saw Dustin Nielson tweeting about the Leafs and said "Stay in your lane, Dustin"

I hate myself for saying this but he’s not wrong. I saw at least two different articles posted about either making goalies non-cap or changing the ATO system etc. yesterday.

Linking the issue to the cap in general is fine because it is yet one more reason the hard cap is dumb but all the “maybe it’s all broken” pieces immediately after this screws the Leafs a little is pretty funny.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can't say I've followed them much this year but I feel like the Raptors being -6 against the Bulls in this dumb play-in game is crazy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They really need to reform how we issue drivers licenses in this country. I used to live on the street with the large brown building in the bottom video and used the railpath all the time, unless someone moved the giant boulders blocking most street ends the only ways you can get onto this path are like 2 km's away in either direction and you have to be really, really fucking stupid to do so.

Well, at least his radiator's probably fried.



Favourite part:




VERY accessible

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can't say I've followed them much this year but I feel like the Raptors being -6 against the Bulls in this dumb play-in game is crazy.

If you didn’t win a mortgage payment tonight only yourselves to blame.

 

[dash]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dubas dick riders are fucking something lol how can you possibly want to keep him around if this team cant win a single series for the 5TH YEAR under him? How can you be that insane?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Pittsburgh: “we’re looking for someone who can surround our two superstar legends with enough cheaper talent to contend”

Dubas: “well I’ve had one of the league’s best goal scorers and best playmakers for 5 years and couldn’t surround them with enough talent to get the team out of the first round. Oh, I also had two other 30g/80p scorers on the roster but ya know luck amirite? Anyway can we get Matt Murray back? How many SSM Greyhound games have you guys watched lately?”

 

[mattola]

Pittsburgh: “we’re looking for someone who can surround our two superstar legends with enough cheaper talent to contend”

Dubas: “well I’ve had one of the league’s best goal scorers and best playmakers for 5 years and couldn’t surround them with enough talent to get the team out of the first round. Oh, I also had two other 30g/80p scorers on the roster but ya know luck amirite? Anyway can we get Matt Murray back? How many SSM Greyhound games have you guys watched lately?”

Dubas "Also... who is your EBUG, asking for a friend?"

 

[mattola]

are you guys not locked in with Tampa for the first round @Bloody Brian Burke

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

are you guys not locked in with Tampa for the first round @Bloody Brian Burke

Yes but I have made the thread I think for 7 years and that isn’t working.

@naslundfan19 feel free to make one for this series unless our resident TB fan @dash wants the honours.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sure thing Frank lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If Shanny and Dubas were in a “power struggle” it would’ve bubbled up at some point in the past 4 years of sucking and one of them would’ve walked the plank by now. I also can’t see a world where Shanny’s given a chance to hire a third GM if the Leafs blow this playoff too so someone’s gonna have to explain to me how there can be a power struggle between two guys who are both on thin ice.

Lol at the Ottawa link though (although maybe that’s why Dubas took Murray off their hands so willingly )

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

All grassy knolls lead to Brampton.

 

[puckhead]

All grassy knolls lead to Brampton.

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