Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[mattola]

Did Joe score four here?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Did Joe score four here?

Four Mattolas

 

[dash]

Four Mattolas

One time, I was playing no-limit hold'em and went all-in with four mattolas, but lost to a straight flush.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Four Mattolas

In the bank

 

[mattola]

Four Mattolas

One time, I was playing no-limit hold'em and went all-in with four mattolas, but lost to a straight flush.

I am pretty good at my craft as you can see

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Jumbo just can’t keep his clothes on

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok I’m not watching anymore.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hutch > BSD

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This has been a thing with the Leafs for four years now and I don’t fucking get it. Can throw out as many xGF and other stats to show they’re playing better but then squeaky bum time comes and they’re getting goalied by a Latvian named Elvis or allowing 4 goals in the second half of a game 7 while not getting one themselves. I can already feel the playoff loss to the Habs coming up.

 

[dash]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This has happened for four Aprils in a row now though. Why are they still surprised? The last two were legit ice storms.

The only real surprise would be a May storm. I don't think I ever saw one of those in Southern Ontario in my life.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Jack Sparrow ran East York, apparently.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Won’t lie this one wasn’t on my bingo card.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

He also appears to think Doug Ford is Liberal lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[DragonfromTO]

He also appears to think Doug Ford is Liberal lol

Is he specifically talking about the party or is he using the small "L" term?

 

[DragonfromTO]

Won’t lie this one wasn’t on my bingo card.

I mean, he's not fucking wrong

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is he specifically talking about the party or is he using the small "L" term?

The party colour is blue and he mentioned something about crazy blue or some shit unaware that blue is conservative in our lovely part of the globe.

I think his party members probably want people to think he’s liberal right now though lol

 

[DragonfromTO]

The party colour is blue and he mentioned something about crazy blue or some shit unaware that blue is conservative in our lovely part of the globe.

I think his party members probably want people to think he’s liberal right now though lol

I'm not sure that "He might as well be" is unfair at this point either

 

[esls79]

I miss Rob Ford.