Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[dash]

What a long, strange trip it's been.

 

[forty_three]

It would be hilarious if Galchenyuk made it across the border and now had to quarantine for 14 days to go back.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What the fuck?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I really hope that wasn’t the “name on a sheet of paper” Friedge had written down lol

 

[DragonfromTO]

I really hope that wasn’t the “name on a sheet of paper” Friedge had written down lol

I heard when he finally looked at the paper it said "Peace on Earth"

 

[thedddd]

That Galchenyuk for Warsofsky trade has HOF GMJR written all over it.

 

[Darth Dawkins]

I can't figure out if I can't remember the Leafs blowing a 5-1 lead or if I remember the last time they had one.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Looks like Galchenyuk’s going to Ricoh but I’m still not thrilled with two days of roster moves bringing Scott Sabourin and a baked bean onto the payroll lol.

 

[thedddd]

As soon as Galchenyuk plays in Toronto he is half way to Mike Sillinger in half the time.

Have a feeling at this pace he can break 12 teams come sometime next season.

 

[puckhead]

As soon as Galchenyuk plays in Toronto he is half way to Mike Sillinger in half the time.

Have a feeling at this pace he can break 12 teams come sometime next season.

might be obscure

Now you're on the tradeline
Going not quite as far
But in half the time
Everyone's happy, they're finally all the same
Because Gally's jumping on everybody else's team

 

[thedddd]

might be obscure

Now you're on the tradeline
Going not quite as far
But in half the time
Everyone's happy, they're finally all the same
Because Gally's jumping on everybody else's team

Isn't it this?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

why

 

[forty_three]

might be obscure

Now you're on the tradeline
Going not quite as far
But in half the time
Everyone's happy, they're finally all the same
Because Gally's jumping on everybody else's team

Literally the first thing I thought of.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wait why is Golf Digest getting in on this

The Toronto Maple Leafs logged another epic, mathematics-defying collapse on Monday night

Leading the Ottawa Senators 5-1 in the second period with a 99.97% win probability, the Toronto Maple Leafs did Toronto Maple Leafs things.

www.golfdigest.com

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I heard when he finally looked at the paper it said "Peace on Earth"

I guess that's what "Granlund" translates to.

11. Granlund is the forward I guessed Toronto would consider. They contacted him about his interest during the off-season, but the money didn’t work. I still believe the Maple Leafs will look for a top-six winger, We will see where it goes.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I never saw this last summer but holy shit wtf is Silver saying here?

 

[DragonfromTO]

I guess that's what "Granlund" translates to.

11. Granlund is the forward I guessed Toronto would consider. They contacted him about his interest during the off-season, but the money didn’t work. I still believe the Maple Leafs will look for a top-six winger, We will see where it goes.

Go ahead and hate Galchenyuk
Go ahead and get Granlund
Do it in the name of Friedman
He'll justify it in the end

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

THIS IS THE FUCKING COVERAGE YOU WANT????????????

 

[dash]

I need to get Ryan in touch with BBB,,,

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I need to get Ryan in touch with BBB,,,

I'll say this much, the team has lost to Ottawa in 2 of 3 games and the one game they won Freddy wasn't in net.

I mean, how the hell is this possible considering the Sens have been god-awful basically his entire time in Toronto?