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Judge Fudge

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Yeah, the Pacific Division is Vegas and then a whole lot of meh. Seattle has a very good chance of making the playoffs and they're not done making moves to improve their team.

I Look at it this why Dasher.

Vegas
Logjam for 2-4 between Seattle, Vancouver and Calgary
Edmonton
Anaheim
LA
San Jose
 

dare2be

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I Look at it this why Dasher.

Vegas
Logjam for 2-4 between Seattle, Vancouver and Calgary
Edmonton
Anaheim
LA
San Jose
Logjam, good word choice for Seattle and Vancouver, well played.
 

forty_three

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Maybe they knew he would take Beyreuther and Twarynski.

I don't think there is anyone, Bayreuther included, that would have put even a dollar on that selection. All along they expected them to target Robinson or Kukan, which is probably why Jarmo gambled on Domi. To protect Robinson.
Obviously don't know the master plan here (if there is one) or any possible side deals, but it seems like they definitely left some better talent out there.
It's rumored to be very heavily analytics driven.
 

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Wouldn't it be great if after stockpiling picks Seattle uses their leverage to offer sheet Makar. Ron Francis needs to put the league on notice, like beating up the biggest guy your first day in prison.

I'm doubling down on my Seattle should do a full heel turn. Bring in Tony D'angelo, draft the kid that said not to draft him, see what Slava Voynov is up to. Bring in Sean Avery and Claude Lemieux as assistants.
 

Judge Fudge

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Logjam, good word choice for Seattle and Vancouver, well played.

Downton Abbey GIF


Was done because lack of better word
 

mattola

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i have come to the conclusion I am seriously becoming out of touch with this league. I dont think I know 60% of the players on the Kraken
 

dash

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F them too


 
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