Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[jstewismybastardson]

Just shave it domenic lol

 

[forty_three]

Let's start off by naming a bunch of guys that didn't get selected.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Shawn kemp … still sweatin’


/as if he was on maury

 

[forty_three]

Sound guy already getting fired.

 

[forty_three]

Am I the only one who thought the flag on that boat was a Nazi flag?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

See if only frank the tank didnt want to spite espn this morn … ronnie franchise could have said … from the canadians, seattle selects Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale Fleury

 

[forty_three]

I feel like we really missed an opportunity for someone to whap Pierre upside the head with a fish.

 

[mooger_35]

It's a fire sale

 

[forty_three]

 

[puckhead]

that one dude keeps throwing shade on all of the other teams.
It's kind of funny

 

[forty_three]

I am going to laugh so hard if tonight the actual list looks nothing like the leaks

Welp...

there is no laughter in Laguna tonight.

 

[puckhead]

to Jordan Eberle: you've been so close to the Cup the last couple of years, what are you excited about joining an expansion franchise?
Jordan Eberle: uhhhhhhhhhh....

 

[forty_three]

Now the "let's shit on every team" guy is shitting in individual players being chosen.

"You really had to look on the Internet to figure out who that guy is"

 

[forty_three]

Tanev is hilarious

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Now the "let's shit on every team" guy is shitting in individual players being chosen.

"You really had to look on the Internet to figure out who that guy is"

Chris fowler to tanev “was that the face you made when you found out seattle selected you?”

burrrrrrrrrrrn

 

[sbb122]

Chris fowler to tanev “was that the face you made when you found out seattle selected you?”

burrrrrrrrrrrn

Lol he also called the Hurricanes the Carolina Panthers.

 

[sbb122]

Shawn Kemp looks like he ate all of those damn kids

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Shawn Kemp looks like he ate all of those damn kids

HES PREGNANT !

 

[forty_three]

He is the biggest fan of the Krakens ever.

 

[forty_three]

JONAS DONSKOWAI